Monkey town

Well known name for East Cowes, a small town on the Isle of Wight inhabited by people with 6 fingers and extremely limited self respect

We're just entering monkey town, roll yer windows up!

by Muddy Trump April 2, 2011

Mud Monkey

A Turd

I have to go leave a nice Mud Monkey in the toilet

by Sir_Shits_A_Lot April 13, 2009

mayo monkey

a comeback/name for racist white people.

white person: the blacks are so lazy
you: the mayo monkeys are back at it again

by iluvsatan March 22, 2021

dump monkey

Best used to describe a sloppy or unorganized person

Dad: you fucking kids are all dump monkeys!

by Chris Richmond, Ben Richmond July 16, 2006

magic monkey juice

1) On British streets there is so many drugs, that even dealers don't know all pf them. MMJ is one of them, documented among others by the creators of a British parodial show Brass Eye.

2) A music track created by the British psychedelic electronic dance music duo Younger Brother. Features Simon Posford (Hallucinogen) and Benji Vaughan (Prometheus). Appeared on their first album, A Flock of Bleeps. Available on Twisted Records.

Let's pump ourselves full of magic monkey juice and take a trip to spaceland!

by Roy Dest August 20, 2009

monkey bars

xanax pills that are high in potency ranging from 1mg to 2mg in strength.

hey man you got some monkey bars?

by yoakum in the 'sco July 3, 2006

Mad Monkey Shuffle

Where you are masterbating, and know your going to get caught. So you try to finish off quickly to impress the person catching you.

Mother: I caught little Johnny doing the mad monkey shuffle today.
Father: <raises arms in air> STUD!

by Smee O. McShmee March 13, 2003