luncheon meat

a big, sloppy pussy

Steve said he pulled down her pants and it looked like luncheon meat.

by Bubs 12 January 18, 2009

Meat-Hole

The action in which a person of the same gender tosses various lunch meats into your anal cavity from a great distance.

"Joe and I were up late last night playing meat-hole, we have to go grocery shopping later..."

by TylerKeith November 14, 2017

Meat Envelope

A female who is extremely promiscuous and cheats on their husband.

Toni fucked so many people behind my back, I found out she was nothing more than a meat envelope at the end of the day.

She even fucked my grandmother!

by $hIti0T August 6, 2014

cudda meat

Tender sweet, wet and warm pussy that feels so good you can't get enough.

When a woman opens her cudda meat to create an all you can eat feast!

by Mr. Dicky P August 8, 2012

Meat Thermometer

Penis, which can be used orally, anally, and/or vaginally (see "take her temperature")

My wife looked a little under the weather, so I tried to take her temperature with my meat thermometer. She perked right up.

by ckeliib June 3, 2009

Meat Headache

A headache caused from eating actual quality meat after spending a lifetime eating sub-par meat products like fast food burgers.

I have a meat headache after eating that burger..we should have went to McDonalds. I'm not used to eating real meat..

by mgtymnckin May 24, 2009

Meat Squad

The members of a sports team used to get the starting players ready for the game. Also refers to second string or third string players. Used primarily in Football or Rugby to describe the second team or third team members who take the beatings in practices, but never get the glory on game day.

Rudy is one of the best players on the Meat Squad.

by Rudy R. April 6, 2006