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low-hanging fruit

Describes a buxom gal's "melons" dat are fairly "loose 'n' limp" instead of being tautly-firm and perky, and so they droop down and wobble around whenever she bends over.
During our intimacy-sessions in bed, I love asking Tiffany to go down on all fours and position her torso overtop of me so dat I can reach up and savor her low-hanging fruit.
by QuacksO March 31, 2021
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Low key dying

When the cumulative hangover hit you but you don't want to puss out. Your slowly slipping back and forth between hungover/sober and drunk.
Dude, I am low key dying right not. Hand me a beer
by Greenmachine07 May 14, 2016
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Low Information Voter

One who votes based on information gleaned from other low information voters, rumors, viral emails, and FOX "News".
Low Information Voters are skewing the electorate in favor of the corporatocracy because they don't have the curiousity or ability to research facts for themselves. Low Information Voters will vote against labor unions, in spite of the fact that the labor unions are responsible for getting them the 40 hour work week, decent wages, employer provided health insurance, vacations, lunch hours, and breaks, among other things.
by RustyCannon January 8, 2010
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Low Hanging Fruit

When your boyfriend refers to his balls as such.
S: I'm gonna throw some low hanging fruit on your face tonight.

D: Lol whaaaa

S: Exactly. On your face.
by Fruity Balls February 18, 2014
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sweet and low daddy

young man that is in the making to be a sugar daddy. would be a young man that has money and wealth, but puts himself on a budget. has girlfriend or wife of the same age or younger, and has moments of lavishing her with money,gifts,etc. but says that he has no money to spend on things not necessary. very confusing man. baller on a budget. --- young man with money and wealth, but hates to spend it on women ----
"hay Jill, your man has money. ask him to buy that for you."
"yeah, he does, but he isn't any sugar daddy. he's a sweet and low daddy!!!"
by xalmar3 February 2, 2010
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lowes before ho's

The act of a man forgoing sex or time with his woman to go to a hardware stores.
Dude, she was like "please stay and sastify me", and I was like "sorry babe, I needs me a new weed whacker, so....Lowes before ho's"
by z28owner April 3, 2011
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low life chaser

Person ( male or female) who is attracted to scummy people.
"Man that Jackie is really into scumbags."
" Yeah she's a real low life chaser bra' a regular LLC
by Ribbone May 6, 2018
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