Lasties get assties

The opposite of the early bird gets the worm. When you are last, you get ass.

See also, “you snooze you lose”

“I wanted another brownie!”
“Well, lasties get assties, son”

by Dabundy November 27, 2017

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Lasturday

Lass-tur-day (Not last-turd-day)
The day before yesterday. (The opposite of the German word Übermorgen, which is the day after tomorrow.)

John: Dude, what happened lasturday?

Luke: We got hammered and ended up on McDonald's roof.

by Billy-Jean March 4, 2010

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Lastday

Unofficial replacement for yesterday. Such as referring to the night before as lastnight, the day before is lastday.

I know lastday was Friday because I receive my paltry paycheck on Fridays.

I partied so much lastday that I don't even remember sleeping with my roommates girlfriend lastnight.

by Emencee February 4, 2008

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lastnite.org

the gayest strokes site there is. you get banned for no good reason.

Damn, I was gonna go to lastnite.org to fuck around but I got banned.

by chauncey peppertooth April 18, 2004

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1. Being the last person to perform in the act of masterbation amongst a group of others. 2. Last minute masterbation. 3. Last time masterbating in one's life. 4. Name of scale to determine how long one is capable of masterbating.

Tom likes watching others pleasure themselves before he sneaks in some lasterbation. Fasterbation

by CorpseSaladTime July 29, 2014

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