professional fat kid 

1. the person at the party or event who's soul purpose in life is to be the biggest, loudest, most in your face donkey there.

1. Where's the professional fat kid when you need him?
2. You are such a professional fat kid.

professional fat kid by supermodelwannabe May 10, 2008

Jump like a rich kid 

To eat any; type, size, or amount of food, in to quickly of a time.

Damn Retro!! You just ate that intire sandwich in less than a minute. Way to jump like a rich kid.

Jump like a rich kid by DeviousPsycho March 3, 2010

Douchy College Kid 

A Douchy College Kid is a guy who just walks around the streets all day long. he usually has a hunched back and calls people his buddy all the time. he is a very clueless person.

1) Random Person: Hey Douchy College Kid, whats up?
Douchy College Kid: Uhh, i dont know?
2)Random Person: Hey Douchy College Kid!
Douchy College Kid: Oh hey little buddy!

Douchy College Kid by Buster!!! September 12, 2012

Fuck You Kid

"Fuck You Kid" - Ninja (Tyler Blevins), to an unsuspecting dweeb who was shredded by him on the multiplayer battle royale, H1Z1.

Fuck You Kid. (in response to something you didn't like.)

Fuck You Kid by FencepostThe3rd October 9, 2019

2000’s kid 

Kids who were born between 1992-2001, therefore spending a majority of their childhood in the 00s. These kids were the last to spend their childhood without iPads and iPhones, but iPods and flip phones were largely popular during their childhood. They may be the last to remember VHS. They played games such as Neopets, Webkinz, and MyScene.

2010’s kid: I miss playing games on my iPad!

2000’s kid: I didn’t grow up with iPads as a kid. I mostly played computer games.

2000’s kid by chameleon97 March 4, 2021

Gorilla Tag Kid 

A person who spent £400-£500 just to play a gorilla game where you run from some weird ass lava gorilla. Most of these kids are 10 or younger and there most likely squeakers

Have you seen that gorilla tag kid
Yes he’s so annoying

Gorilla Tag Kid by ZombieManVR May 2, 2022

stoop kid 

(n) a friend who constantly declines invitations to hang out, spend time, or leave his/her house.

I've asked Mike to hang out every day this week, and each time he has an excuse and deaded me... what a stoop kid!

stoop kid by Em Curry, Star Traveler October 8, 2008