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Joseph

The cutest guy ever, at first he can come off as cold and withdrawn but don't let that fool you; Really, on the inside he's a softie, but he won't let you see this side to him unless he really trusts you. Anybody would be lucky to know a Joseph, he brings so much fun and joy into your life and will leave you cherishing every moment spent with him. Joseph is seriously everything you could want in a guy: honest, respectful, smart, funny and handsome.
Person one: "Did you see Joseph over there?"
Person two: "Of course, he's the cutest!"
by MMMisa March 9, 2022
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Mount Saint Joseph Academy

A school of smart and cool girls. They all carry lululemon bags as lunch bags and are iPad kids. If you Snapchat a mount girl, you WILL receive a sideways snap.
by Crazy738 March 9, 2022
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Joseph

he's pretty much a nerd XDXDDDXDX
I need help #Joseph
by thecoolestevanknowntoman March 14, 2022
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joseph

joseph is the most caring person ever, he cares so much for his friends and his dog , i love him so much. i always go to him when im feeling sad or i have family trouble. he is the best guy you will ever meet, i wouldnt trade him for the world. his sister is also so nice. we have so much in common me and joseph. we both have family troubles, good taste in ppl (ifykyk ;) and we both love music. like yesterday i texted him and i said " all i need in this world is you & music " and he is like " SAMEE " hes also extremly funny and he helped me whe i had head rush. i love joseph so much<3
joseph: im sad
me: listen to music
joseph: OK THNK U
me: ha
by noaaa March 17, 2022
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Joseph

Usually homosexual unless near little girls.
Then he pulls a tekashi for the boys. Usually
has an enormouse brother and is very spoiled.
Likes to touch girls in theme parks
Joseph likes minors
by strawberryfields408 March 19, 2022
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National Joseph Day

You find a person named Joseph and follow all of their orders and they are basically a king for a whole day. This day is every November 6th.

This is very good for people named Joseph because they can get whatever they want. For example, if you have a PS5, and they ask for it, you have to give it to them. BUT... THERE ARE RULES.

Rules:
You can't stay away from the Joseph you know, you have to go to them if it is National Joseph Day.
You must listen to them because they would listen to YOU on your national day. (Because Josephs are so cool)
You can't ask for your stuff back or hold grudges on Joseph after National Joseph Day.
Emily: Did you know it's National Joseph Day today?

Paul: Wait really..? I need to go see Joseph RIGHT NOW!!!

5 minutes later...

Paul: Oh, master Joseph, what shall I do for you?

Joseph: I want all your money, all your video games, and basically like everything.
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Joseph

A white ass mexican kid who's spanish is ass and can't speak even if his life depended on it. Plus he hasn't discoverd the fact that the cure to his stinky ass is deoderant.
Person 1: Bruh that guy SMELLS LIKE SHIT!
Person 2: That's white mexican Joseph for ya
Person 1: Why the fuck hasn't he found deoderant.
by oxfdugfseguw March 25, 2022
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