John Cenafication

the stare of which you turn invisible

i was sent into john cenafication

by Kroaknos Shakelin July 27, 2016

john degs

a fat piece of shit that wont stop talking about his buddy

john degs is fat

by swagcow January 23, 2018

john gow

A modern day Pirate, but not just any pirate, a pokemon pirate. Sailing all around the world catching pokemon whilst also running 2 discord servers, he is a man to be admired. Some would call him super. Some would call him Super Johnny Gowser.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? no... it's Super John Gow!

by DieLowFlyPigeon January 24, 2018

John Deacon

A SMOL bean, bassist for queen, *extreem floof*

John Deacon is the best bass player ever

by Red-special_guitar April 9, 2020

John wade

Someone with a small penis
A "John Wade" was used first when a man was about to have sex
When pulled out his tiny dick and said; "get ready for John Wade."
The lady said your not putting that tiny thing in me "John Wade"
Hense "John Wade"meaning tiny penis was born

You have such a John Wade

by DaCLAW February 12, 2020

John Pablo

A boy that gets more girls then his dad and he is VERY attractive and he is my son so treat him nice ok and he is thiccc🍑

Oh Wow John Pablo is THICCC🍑😭

by Thatwavyboi May 18, 2020

Wayne John

The pencil thief from space force.

WAYNE JOHN! WAYNE JOHN! WAYNE JOHN! HE STOLE PENCILS! FROM ME.

by Fatcockdisorder69 June 1, 2020