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medical fish hook

When a female is going in for her OBG/YN appointment and the doctor unexpectedly sticks a finger in her butthole for the rectal exam
Oh my god my doctor totally gave me a medical fish hook me and didn’t even buy me dinner
by SWMyers January 9, 2021
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Mountain hook

A sex pose that involves the pussy wielder to perform the cowgirl position while the legs are wrapped around the waist of the target, and the target performs jumping jacks in rhythm in order to maximize the eclectic force.
"We need to hold a Mountain hook stand-off to settle this"
"No way John and Susan managed to perform the Mountain cliff for 2 minutes and 34 seconds! That is inspiring..."
by RumpyDumpy took a ThumpyThumpy January 25, 2025
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The Hook

A mind blowing, fully mental, rip the arse out of it Bachelor party; one where generations of jocks and frat boys would idolise the groom for the crazy shit he endured.

Oftentimes, there is a Japanese film crew in tow to ensure the bachelor becomes more famous in Japan than Bill Murray. Whisky sponsorships will follow.
Sam: You going to the bachelor party?
Neil: The one for Andrew?
Sam: Yeah, The Hook.
by The Pimptard July 2, 2019
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Hooked

When you use a muscle hooker to penetrate a females vagina and hang her on the wall as a decoration.
So how’d it go with Craig last night?
“ I got totally hooked”
by Hexangell June 28, 2020
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allen van hook

The Chosen One, whom has powers beyond humanitys understanding!
Allen Van Hook can fix anything!
by Allen Van Hook April 5, 2015
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hog hook

When the man is taking the woman (or man) from beind, reaches over puts two fingers in the persons nostrils and pulls their head back.
last night Bino gave the pap a great hog hook, almost ripped his nostrils off.
by Scott Goligher August 20, 2007
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