Captain Hook

Captain’s Hook. The act of giving a male a hand job by curling one finger around the shaft of the penis. Therefore making the shape of a hook around the penis.

I gave Harley the best “Captain Hook” ever last night and he came everywhere.

by DingDongDaddy July 1, 2020

On hook

When someone does or says something to you that piques your interest.

What she told me yesterday had me on hook.

by Robsobnoblobcob July 3, 2020

Butcher-Hooking

In contrast to spit-roasting in which two males take a single female in the mouth and box simultaneously, butcher-hooking is when a single male takes multiple females on multiple poles simultaneously: cock, tongue and even fingers….a hole on each pole, bod on each rod, or, more viscerally, piece of meat on each hook.

Rob: Those three hot milfs from the club last night were still all over me in the bed this morning.
Jack: Bru! I guess you were a butcher-hooking muthafucka.

by xurdy999 July 28, 2020

Hook-up

To make a hook-up, usually involves Ramen with whatever else you have available to make it better... mayo, butter, cheese, peanut butter, chicken... something people do when all they can afford or get is ramen and they want to switch it up so they make a hook-up

Hey, want to try this hook-up i just made. . I cant tell you whats in it but its good. Try it.

by NJ1989MP August 9, 2020

Hook

Penis with an extreme curve.

I got a 10-inch hook that will hit your g-spot like a bullseye !

by CQuuen7 September 12, 2020

hook fart

Faking an illness or the supposition that one has symptoms that do not associate to a real illness.

She thinks she has bronchitis but it's probably just a hook fart.

by Lotharian October 11, 2020

off tha hook

some boomting man

that shit is fly geez

by Anonymous September 12, 2003