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Chihuahua-Hog

An aggressive motorcycle rider who tries to intimidate larger vehicles that could easily kill them. Chihuahua-Hogs are all bark with no bite, and frequently ride in groups.
I saw an 18-wheeler hit a chihuahua-hog the other day and almost kill him.
by iCaveman May 30, 2025
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Air Hog

An AIR HOG is a pneumatic version of a "wet willie", to perform an AIR HOG one needs to spit a large loogie into the persons ear then quickly press your mouth to their ear and blow as hard as you can focing said loogie deep into there ear canal.
I gave em an air hog one time, dude aint been the same since
by CAMPERSHELLED June 5, 2025
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Crank some hog

This is the action of getting some work done, typically homework
Man the essay is due tomorrow, I really need to crank some hog
by Coolhck June 5, 2025
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Two hog wash!

Any time a fact or facts is known by more than one police officer any and all further evidence is tainted by a 2 hog wash!"
"Two hog wash!"
by Abbott December 3, 2022
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Seat Hogging

Something that is done on a public train, bus, tram, etc... It is the act of one person finding two free seats, sitting down on one of the seats and placing their bag on the other seat to try and deter other people from sitting down. It is often seen as quite rude and selfish when people are hogging two seats. The main motive is mainly because some people feel uncomfortable about a stranger sat in a very close proximity to them which is understandable but not much that can be done when busy though, better than people standing up.
How dare that kid place a bag onto that seat when the train is this busy. That's seat hogging for you.
by LordJenal December 6, 2022
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hog knocked

When a dog falls asleep so hard all 4 of its legs are together in hog tie position.
Dude look at your dog over there sleeping hes freaking hog knocked man.
by PhranQ Bobrick December 15, 2022
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Yoinking the Hog

A term that refers to "jacking off" or masturbating. Yoinking refers to the actual action, while the hog refers to the penis and is a common way to refer to such.
Terry: So, what'd you do all weekend.
Peter: Ah, I was yoinking the hog.
by Idon'tknowanymore December 23, 2022
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