get on the hog

Slang used to direct another person to make a phone call. Originated out of Brantford, Ontario, Canada where one lucky household had a Harley Davidson Fat Boy Telephone. The motorcycle was a collectible novelty model that had a corded telephone hidden under the seat/gas tank.

Woody: "Man I really got the munchies, lets order a pie"
Thibs: "Good idea, get on the hog"

by Thibs July 24, 2008

Plug Hog

A heavy-set female you have intercouse with, usually as a last resort. See "slam pig" for further explanation.

I struck out at the bar all night so I finally settled for a good ol plug hog.

by Rmn1234 September 20, 2017

King Hog

A funcy fella! King hog tellse alote of jokse:)

King hog is joking again! Tee hee

by Corb fucker November 8, 2021

hog carmen

When you've worked in Sports Talk Radio long enough to become a legend, you're a "Hog Carmen!"

I turned on 92.3 The Fan in Cleveland this morning, and I heard the Legendary Hog Carmen in action!

by Darksatan624 November 26, 2019

Twerking his hog

When your testosterone is overflowing so you start cranking your Johnson. Like your Hank Williams jr starts playing a lil tune and you gotta strum your chords till you climax

Yoooo no way, I just walked in on Jerry “Twerking his hog”. Or yeah low key might “Twerk my hog” later, been bricked for weeks

by BigballerUrbanD April 4, 2025

hog nails

Nails that grow from ones penis. Similar to finger or toe nails, but hog specific…

“I just need to take a quick shower and clip my hog nails, but should be ready in no time”

by Hogworks February 5, 2024

Tropical Hog

The better way to say banana

I put down two tropical hogs this morning for breakfast...feeling amazing.

by Johnny Hammersticks 420 March 3, 2021