Hellen

A trash panda who litters all the time, probably living in like trångsund or something. Has a small dick, but enourmous ballz (Threesticle) Mean and short, but chill af. Always falling for some reason and likes yalla a lot.

Henry: You saw Ellen today?
Ludvig: Yeah, she was behaving like a total Hellen

by Hlut October 20, 2021

Scuffed Helmet

A woman with a great body but an ugly face. Refers to American football or ice-hockey equipment.

"Man - nice uniform, but the helmet's scuffed. Damn shame, that scuffed helmet"

by Billy Cruddup July 7, 2006

trojan war helmet

Condom. Trojan is a brand name for a condom as well.

When on a date with a dirty, skanky girl with tattoos, be sure to wear your Trojan War Helmet.

by Crazy Sven February 11, 2003

Helen

A super hot helpless wokeless female.

Helen's mom, while not as hot as Helen, is way more woke and she's barely woke, no joke.

by Rap-olin Virtuoso November 10, 2018

brain helmet

kippah, a skullcap worn by religious Jews to represent closeness with God

not uncommon coming from the mouths of uninformed (i.e. retarded and ignorant) Southerners seeing a non-WASP for the first time

(In a southern accent:) wut's thayt on yur heayd, a brain helmet?

Hey, where're your horns at, anyway?

by Jizzle May 23, 2006

Helena

Someone who leaves in the middle of something.

Idk bro this class is pretty boring I might pull a Helena.

by pandabydesiigner April 19, 2020

The Hellen Kellar

when a girl is giving u a blowjob and u pull out right before you cum and u put your baby yogurt in each eye and ear so that she can no longer see or hear, you then reinsert you semihardon back into her mouth so she cant talk and make her rub your herpes riddled ball sac as if she is reading brail

yo i gave that bitch the hellen kellar lastnight, she was so def, dumb and blind she had no idea what was goin on

by Zachary E December 15, 2006