Goosely

The act of thinking you are a goose, this is found in many hobos

That guy is goosely

by Hshsofbrirndj February 25, 2024

The Great goose believers

People who are believed to belong to ancient goose's cul-... religion.
They have weaponized tank named "parade platform" which was named like that to pass legal matters easily.
There is no one on the list of believers.

Do you believe in The Great goose believers??

by Toahy March 24, 2021

Goose-handle

To grab by an appendage small enough to wrap your hand fully around it, and shake as violently as possible

I'm going to goose-handle your dick if you don't shut up.

by ImLosingMyShit March 18, 2024

Goose Batting

A type of goose hunt that involves using a bat or a club that is swinged at the gooses head in order to kill it

Yo Jason, I had the best fucking time going goose batting. It’s the most fun way to hunt geese.

by Goose Hunter November 23, 2023

The Great Goose March

The March of a long line of geese across a busy road, holding up traffic and ruining everyone's day because geese are selfish bastards who only want vengeance.

Sorry I'm late, The Great Goose March was taking place on the highway!

by The Girl with the Giant Forehe March 26, 2022

Goose Witch

A Goose Witch is a witch that lives in a spooky forest that, when asked, will turn you into a goose

"Oh goose witch, please turn me into a goose"

by Thefemboyboy March 02, 2022

Two Figs Short of a Goose

An archaic euphemism for a homosexual individual. Commonly eluding to effeminate behavior.

"Did you see steve wearing eyeliner?"
"Not surprising, everyone knew he was two figs short of a goose"

by Napoleonic Rat February 14, 2024