grand-putins

grandparents who are old and dying, and therefore have lost their filters as well as any flying fucks they might have given about how their words and actions affect others.

My grand-putins told me that I was touched as a child before they adopted me. What the actual fuck.

by schizodollz June 6, 2024

Grand platinum

its a play on the ranks "Grand champion" (the 2nd best rank on Rocket League) and "platinum" (the most commun rank) since plats have a tendency to have an ego and believe they're better than people on higher ranks

"im plat and can air dribble, celling shot, double flip reset and..."

-Bro's a Grand Platinum

by ratlab June 18, 2024

Gaand

Ass of a girl.

Niyati has such a small gaand!

by themudguard November 24, 2024

Grandboy

A grandchild that is, well, a boy.

Plural - Grandboys

"Check out Anna and her handsome Grandboy!"
"She sure loves her Grandboys!"

by Kaynanna December 8, 2024

Grand Pimp J.A

The best Grand Pimp J.A in town. She would be better if she checked out my Pimp Adam. Don't even try to be a Pimp if you can't dress appropriately.

What are you doing Grand Pimp J.A - case closed encounters with the third kind.

by Spoonman1969 December 9, 2024

Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City Stories In Bemba: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City Stories In Bemba: The First Juvenile Release.

by Theusurpedmammarygland February 4, 2025

grand larsony

when a person with the last name larson steals a large sum of money, usually over 100$

hey that guy is committing grand larsony

by thatblondguy February 7, 2025