Front Row Ho

Persons who have to have front row seats at a concert
Always at the stage at all costs
Spends a fortune on tickets to attain this

I front row ho'ed at tonight's concert

by Crazy ho July 17, 2014

FrontdoorAmnesia

Teenage affliction that suddenly seems to strike when the garbage needs to go out or the dog needs walking, may miraculously come back tho when their mates turn up to go to the pub.

'Jeez, the bins overflowing and the dogs shit all up the wall again, looks like he forgot his FrontdoorAmnesia medication again'.

by fyence September 8, 2014

Front Door Harry

A man with a mustache that visits unsuspecting women under false pretenses to get them to fall in love with him.

Sean left the post office disgruntled, as another front door harry was already hanging out there.

by funniestpersonyouknow September 25, 2014

Front Twerkin

The act of thrusting one's dong satchel back and forth in a twerking motion.

Since the age of 12, the boy has been front twerkin like Peter North.

by Uncle Boner July 10, 2015

front donut

A woman's vagina that is wider than usual.

Wow! Her front donut almost swallowed me whole!

by [e-mail] November 29, 2015

Front Puddle

Vaginal discharge as a result of intense excitement.

Yes, I haven't had pizza in weeks!! Look at my front puddle!

by PaddyWenzz April 15, 2016

Front

The act of providing stash in advance with an agreed upon date for payment in full.

Hey man can you front me a plate and I'll pay you on Friday it's my payday.

by Nofairquitting July 25, 2016