Flexodex

It's like flexing on something but put together with rolodex: An ancient phone bank system. In the business world it was the bigger your rolodex the more important or plugged in you were

By Miko.NJ

I'm adding that move to my flexodex

by NJMiko October 23, 2022

Flexaholic

A person who likes to flex and brag a lot to the point where it is obsessive and most of the time looks stupid while doing it
usually flex stupid and meaningless things

person 1: I finished my essay 0.00003243 seconds faster than you
person 2: Ok, and? You're just a flexaholic

by signalium January 23, 2023

Flexaholic

A person who flexes so much it becomes obsessive.

person 1: I finished my essay: 0.0000003343 seconds faster than you
person 2: Okay? you are just being a flexaholic

by signalium January 23, 2023

Flexest

Always willing to go with the flow

I am the flexest person you will ever meet.

by yzus January 31, 2023

Flexigay

Gay, but only on the weekends.

I'm flexigay, I only suck c**k on the weekends.

by anonymous March 1, 2023

Flexpert

A person who knows when/where/how to *flex* without seeming too obnoxious

If I may just be a flexpert rn, I’d wait until the second race to beat him in Mario Kart.

by John Sebastian John March 17, 2023

Flexpectation

The anxious anticipation of receiving recognition or praise for a personal achievement, often demonstrated by obnoxiously bragging or showing off on social media. A flexpectation may also include the expectation of receiving gifts, free drinks, or other perks from friends or acquaintances who are impressed by the achievement.

Example: "Tommy had a massive flexpectation when he finally completed his 100th level of Candy Crush. He posted a screenshot of the achievement on Facebook, wrote a 1,000-word post about the strategies he used to get there, and even created a hashtag #CandyCrushMasterTommy. He was hoping to get at least 100 likes and a few congratulatory comments, and maybe even a free dessert from his favorite restaurant. Unfortunately, his flexpectation was not met, and he only got a few likes and some eye-rolling emojis from his friends."

by Flex777 April 21, 2023