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Fart Dart 

To fart in one's hand and throw it at someone, as if you were throwing a dart at a target.
Jake caught me off guard with his 'buttercup,' so I threw him a 'fart dart!'
Fart Dart by laceylykewhoa June 12, 2008
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Fart & Sweat 

Also known as a f&s

A build up of stomach pressure leads to pain and the feeling of needing to poop. When you arrive in the bathroom, the pain peaks but you realize that there is no poop to be had. You break out in a cold sweat from the pain and just fart until the pressure subsides. Normally one incidence is enough to relieve all pressure, but it has been speculated that several Fart & Sweats may be neccessary in a severe case.
After a day of not eating any food, we went to a bar to have some drinks around 4:00 p.m. About 2 pitchers in pressure started building accomanied with pain. The distinct feeling of having to poop washed over me and I rushed off to the bathroom, hoping that said poop would relieve the pain/pressure. 15-20 highly embarassing minutes in a doorless bar bathroom stall later I emerged sweaty and without having pooped, but feeling much better.

This is the chronicle of the first Fart & Sweat
Fart & Sweat by MIchael Young April 9, 2008

Fart Paddle 

The art of pooping in your hand and wacking somebody with the said poop.
I fart paddled her last night, and boy was she happy.
Fart Paddle by IrCoolerthanu November 4, 2006

Fart Dust 

The rank smell that erupts when someone sits in a chair you recently blasted into.
Dude, someone left some freakin fart dust in my chair!
Fart Dust by gyrussfanx May 23, 2007

Fart Butt 

A female whos private areas most likely reek a unsanitary odor. A typical fart butt will recycle under garmets and hamper dive her clothing repeatedly. This type of female is typically unattractive and over weight. If the severity of the girls clenliness and appearence is to the utmost extreme they can be redifined and graduated to a poop butt.
Thats girls thong was plastered to her ass, what a fart butt.
Fart Butt by BiGMerK215 November 10, 2010

Fart Block 

When at a social gathering and there is a guy hitting on a girl. Walk over next to them, fart, then walk away. The girl will think that the guy hitting on her farted, get grossed out and ditch him. Essentially cock-blocking via farting.
Friend 1 - "Haha dude that girl just completely rejected that guy trying to hit on her."
Friend 2 - "That's because I fart blocked him."
Fart Block by Helen Keller homie November 2, 2009