dong logger

An endearing term used to friends to show that you think actions taken by them is retarded.

Joe says,"dude, I showed up to work wasted and slept in the break room for 2 hours before break."
Steve: "you're such a dong logger

by beatleeater October 3, 2010

Dong Haze

When a girl is so hung-up and infatuated with a guy that her judgment and mental capacity is clouded by thoughts and daydreams of a romance with him.

Girl 1: What's up with Brittney? I tried talking to her but she seems strung out or something.

Girl 2: Oh, she's list in a major dong haze for Charlie.

by moogoogaipan341 June 21, 2011

small wong dong

When you dick is 11mm with a large curve and is about as thin as a slimjim that can bend around a corner hitting the dogs anus from the other room

ryan has a small wong dong now my poodles as is wet

by NotSeCretOrgans April 15, 2019

Magnum Dong

Quwacks cock

magnum dong

by Quwack fan September 23, 2020

Dong Shit

When the dildo you’re using anally becomes stuck inside your rectum and you have take a forceful poop to try to retrieve it.

My butt plug got lodged in my ass last night and I had to take a dong shit to try to get it out.

by Skraps55 March 27, 2022

Dong Chorus

A Dong Chorus is something that happens during a choreographed strip. The same moves are performed with penises in unison.

The men performed their dong chorus.

by spoon78 September 14, 2011

Dong Point

A point awarded for a complex task (ex: play ding dong hide on their property, punch ben in the bazookas, etc) in the game or organized system of DONGING. See definitions ''donging'', ''dongage''.

''Dong that house for 500 dong points!'' ''Bro steal the candy bar ill give you 500 dong points.''

by Patrick ''Dong Dictator'' October 7, 2019