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Also called “Dj”

Dylan is someone you would never want to let go of.
He is fine, cute and lovely, he loves playing video games.
he loves the girl that he is dating.
He’s The sweetest guy you will ever meet. He’s the bestest friend and boyfriend you could ever ask for. He is perfect in every way and everything he does is perfect.
If you’re bored tell him because Dylan’s are good at having fun.

Dylan's eyes are the prettiest even in the sunlight. sometimes he looks like a little fish but that’s okay. If you ever find a Dylan keep him close to your heart and don’t ever let him go because they are very rare and special.

There’s only one anyways and he’s not for u.🥰
Me: “Omg and did I mention Djs size? And the color of the Dylan’s tippity top.?”

Them: “No! Tell me!”

Me: “Why would I tell u.? Djs not for u”
Dylan by ILoveYoUwU March 27, 2024
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A man that gets more bitches than any other man. He is a very kind and respectable man whose presence enlightens any room. He will steal anyone's girl at the speed of light and do a quickie so fast that it will demolish any girl's hole.
Guy 1: Hey Dylan! Where's my girl at?
Dylan: Oh, sorry. I stole her from you.
Dylan is a boy who pursues women and then when he gets what he wants he love bombs her, gaslights her, manipulates her, and then cheats on her. He tells her he’s going to give her everything she wants, but tell another girl he wants her babies and to marry her!
I love my new boyfriend! He’s the best

What’s his name?

Dylan!

Oh no…
Dylan by Fiona rosesky May 1, 2024
He is left handed and deaf but those disability's don't stop him from having big toes up his ass. His biggest fear is jess and he love's dungeon and dragons. He's full of himself and only good at sports because hes tall
Person 1:I like being leaf handed
Person 2:Dylan ass looking bitch
Dylan by Thefirstd1hater May 8, 2024
He is an individual with an extremely magnetic personality. He knows what he wants and isn’t afraid to go after it. He is truly a great person with a beautiful heart and soul but you can’t tell him that or it might go to his head. Dylan is a jack of traits, he is intelligent without having to show it, handsome and confident without crossing the line of arrogance, stupidly funny, and has a constantly growing number of skills and hobbies. The man is not only surprisingly responsible and focused but has so many goals and aspirations. He has a great future awaiting him and has OCD for some reason.. who would’ve thought a football player cared so much about hygiene. This boy is so stubborn and playful, he needs time to grow but he has so much ahead of him. It’s difficult knowing what’s going on in that head of his especially because he doesn’t show his vulnerability to just anyone, but once you get to know him you’d notice how sensitive he really is, even if he probably wouldn’t agree.
Rando: you’re a little stinky!
Dylan: Litawlly.
Dylan by Litawlywinkwink May 11, 2024
Dylan is the super competitive guy who has an above average ability in football. Mostly all of the time he is an absolute jerk but that is compensated by his humor (although it can be an upsetting joke) All Dylan’s are INCREDIBLY terrible at drawing. However, every Dylan can concoct a masterpiece of literature that’s recognised by everyone in their lives. Now to end this definition of a Dylan, they are ALL popular kids for absolutely no reason whatsoever.
Classmate 1: Did you see who scored that incredible goal in football?

Classmate 2: I didn’t but his name is most definitely Dylan!

Classmate 1: We just need to see his terrible art ability to confirm it 😂
Dylan by Aphrodite20 May 31, 2024
A white guy who loves sausage and his is very tiny. His girlfriend (if he has one) is very down to earthIs extremely blessed with great friends. Not a very athletic person, slow, no hops, no agility. Has a high ego but is not the sharpest tool in the shed. His favorite number is 1/2
You remind me of Dylan
Dylan by kiteflyer May 31, 2024