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bitch-borderline-cunt

1) A super bitch on the brink of being a cunt but not quite pushing into the cunt zone.
2) When bitch won't quite do, but you are not yet ready to make the leap to calling them a cunt.
My landlady is such a bitch, she definitely has the bitch-borderline-cunt status.
by melubulongtime March 2, 2009
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roast beef and chedder cunt

the large flapping, beefy scrotum like skin sometimes covered in a film of what would appear to be chedder sauce caused by hygene negligence.
Mary Jane rotten crotch: Omg im so sorry about my roast beef and chedder cunt last night.

dingle berry johnson: Oh thats ok, i dont mind a little flavour.
by sirmarksalot December 25, 2010
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Touch of the cunt

1. When you inexplicably flip out on someone for no reason.
2. Having a severe reaction to a minor injustice.
I can't believe your girl started screaming at us for no reason. She must have caught a touch of the cunt.
by BMFSF91122 October 5, 2013
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Knuckle Dragging Swamp cunt

For that one special motherfucker who grinds your gears.
by LaughingCrow May 25, 2018
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fuckin good cunt

The absolute best cunt on earth the kinda mate that would chuck you a cold in the middle of a barbecue on a hot day
Hey Dave thanks for the beer ya fuckin good cunt
by Yodas shriveled penis August 2, 2021
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Mother Fucking Cock-sucking Fucking cunt ass pussy bitch

adjective & adverb

a word used usally when you stub your toe or get hit by a bus/train, it can even be used as an insalt on the internet.
Mother Fucking Cock-sucking Fucking cunt ass pussy bitch that bus just came out of no where and hit me
by Shroom5799 September 29, 2017
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Cuntsplain

The act of not explaining anything and expecting someone to understand and appreciate your unspoken meaning. Can sometimes be lead by an ambiguous and passive aggressive statement. As opposed to mansplaining, where the speaker assumes listener knows less than nothing and requires an offensive amount of information regarding the topic.
I was in hot water after my girlfriend cuntsplained that if I wanted to stay at the bar with my friends on our anniversary it was “fine,” if that’s what I “really wanted.”
by Axolotl June 10, 2018
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