Crump

v. To hit or tackle hard.

Often used by Stuart Scott on ESPN.

Julius Peppers crumped Michael Vick on that last play!

by cp November 30, 2004

crump

verb - to stomp onto the stomach of a freshly deceased corpse with such force that its internal organs erupt from its anus/vagina. Usually performed so that the guts spray into the face of a willing volunteer for their perverted pleasure.

Jon: "How'd you like that time when I crumped your mum all over you?"
Dan: "It was the hottest thing ever"

by Monkeytits March 18, 2014

CrumBum

1)Eating cookies or toast over someones ass.

2)A fucking moron; a Douche

I apologize for the CrumBum last night.

by MrBlack1984 July 1, 2006

Crumpets

A code word used for weed to keep suspicious parents in the dark.

Hey dude, me and you gona go eat some crumpets later?

by Captn Luke December 9, 2008

Crumpet

A Small sea creature resembling a shrimp, but covered in fur. They are extremely posh and trendy as house hold pets on the island of Fiji, and as a result are near extinction.

Girl1: Did you dontate to the save the Crumpet campaign?Girl2: Shut up Bitch! I eat crumpets for breakfast. Delish!

by the triple threat gang March 22, 2008

crumpet hunter

Someone who is perpetually looking for food that will prove to others that he is posh.

"Look at my crumpets!"
"Bloody Crumpet Hunter."

by Lock stock an 2 smokin marrows August 24, 2008

ethan crumrine

An all around Dick

Your like an Ethan Crumrine

by Tdog 17 November 15, 2017