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sesh crab

A sesh crab is a cunt who goes around the sesh just to nip and bite people
Fuck that Aidan prick, he’s a fucking sesh crab, don’t invite him because last time he came he nipped my fucking arm so hard it wouldn’t stop bleeding
by Rockbeast74 June 15, 2019
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Click Crabs

Viruses, Malware and other Invasive or Data Collecting Files that are attached to links* provided by users in online forums and social media. (Reddit, FB, X, Quora etc.)

*Includes Click Crabs contracted from the websites or anything associated with the link.
"I was on Reddit last week just lurking around r/sluttysingles. Not being a creepy prevert and definitely not "abusing the primate" (yea right... Prevert!)... I "accidently" clicked a link in one of the posts and I got the Click Crabs! Now My email and phone never stop. My computer keeps crashing and I have 238 friend requests from gorgeous young women on FB that need help flying home cuz grandma is sick.
by 88888889999999 March 27, 2024
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Crabbing

When someone is intentionally walking or driving infront of you and mimicking your sideways movements (like a crab) to stop you passing them; usually they periodically slow down to piss you off even more.

These people need to die.
person 1 :"Bro, this guy infront of us has to be doing this on purpose"

person 2 : "Yeah, he's deffo crabbing us right now"
by whatsthatword? April 9, 2024
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Misses Crabs?

Misses Crabs? Oh wait is that a turkey sandwich eh eh.
by YournameisTwat June 24, 2025
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Mr crabs

Oh boo hoo let me play a sad song for you on the worlds smallest violin - Mr Crabs
by Theunknownrandomguy February 25, 2020
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J Crab

Sexiest overwatch player of all time. He plays Junkrat so he's a little bitch but he's still aight
That Junkrat is a J Crab
by JLammers February 19, 2023
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Crabs

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