When you first wake up make a cup of coffee for your girlfriend have her take a long drink then stick your duck in her mouth
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"Dude how was it??? She looks fine" ... "man this chick is crazy! I asked her how she wanted it and she said fuck me as hard as you can.. and when I was finishing, she looked me in the eyes and pooped all over my bed sheets! I pulled out and was like what the fuck!! And all she said to me was... 'whoops I spilled my pink coffee mug' "
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"Oh boy, I'm too tired for this meeting!"
"But you have been drinking coffee all morning!"
"Yea, I just had my critical coffee, no I need a nap."
"But you have been drinking coffee all morning!"
"Yea, I just had my critical coffee, no I need a nap."
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