Camping

Sitting on a toilet spending excessive time on your smartphone to avoid a specific situation such as dodging work or helping your husband or wife clean up Thanksgiving dirty plates or silverware.

Honey are you camping or actually taking a dump?

by Camping August 11, 2025

Boot camp

This is were you send your kids for 7 hours to go and “learn”. It sucks to be on the receiving end.
Other words: hell, prison, school, pain, child abuse

“I got to go to school in 3 hours and I’m stuck studying”
“Did you mean boot camp?”

by Hey, I had a grilled cheese March 2, 2019

Sleepaway Camp

A Horrible horror movie franchise about a killer transvestite fuck pretending to be both Jason and Pamela Voorhees in one person.

Guy 1: Hey Shandin, you watch Sleepaway Camp?
Shandin: No, I hate that movie, it couldn't find anything other to do then copy a good horror franchise.

Robert Hiltzik needed to think of something else.

by ChuckenMan8478 March 2, 2021

camp

when something is so bad that it looks good

her outfit is so camp

by Didfkkddocofofo November 3, 2022

Band Camp

Suffering. Dehydration, heat, holding an instrument in an uncomfortable position for long peroids of time, heat, long hours, no hanging with friends, and being called a nerd

Person 1: *In the hospitial*
Person 2: Why are you in the hosipital?
Person 1: Band camp
Person 2: *Under breath* nerd. *Loud enough to hear* Get better

by TrumpetKid15 September 4, 2019

Cape Cod Sea Camps

The place where you make your closest friends and your best memories.

I want to go back to cape cod sea camps, all my friends are there and I miss them!

by esmith23 November 29, 2019

Barney Camp

A phrase you to denounce an activity as low, easy, or baby level, in comparison to the real thing, or something of greater difficulty.

1) High school is like barney camp compared to getting your masters.
2) Army Basic training is barney camp compared to ranger school

by ghille suit man September 20, 2015