Cock Festival 

Usually occurring at house parties, a situation in which there exists a huge imbalance between males and females. In which there are 10x more single males at the party looking to get laid then there are available females. A cock festival can also be declared when there are loads of females but they either have b/f's or are Christian nut jobs..in which either cause you're not getting laid.

We went to the house party, but it turns out it was just a gigantic cock festival so we went home.

Cock Festival by Kevomanw3443 December 18, 2007

cock botherer 

Flirtatious gay man; term of insult aimed at a heterosexual man with tinted hair highlights (see also 'tinted twat').

Craig, what have you done with your hair? You look like a cock botherer.

cock botherer by Nick T W January 1, 2008

cock-o-copter 

(v) The act of gripping the base of one's flaccid penis and twirling it around (mimicking the whirling motion of a helicopter blade) when jumping from a tall structure; usu. in an attempt to slow one's descent.

The cock-o-copter is thought to have been invented by Scotsmen in the early 1400's, as an effective method of flying/gliding when combined with the parachute-like properties of their kilts. The overall goal is an effect much like that achieved by modern-day airships (blimps).

Did you see how good Jon's cock-o-copter was off of that bridge? He almost levitated!

cock-o-copter by porschedriver37 April 15, 2009

COCK NOG 

A holiday cum shot given any time between Thanksgiving and New Years.

Amie gave me a great blow job in the copy room during the company holiday party. I gave her a mouth full of cock nog.

COCK NOG by twotone December 11, 2009

cock for cash 

Someone who will only perform sex acts on another man if they are getting payed enough money. A policy many porn stars follow.

dave had to do cock for cash, for £500 it was worth it

cock for cash by Dictionroy January 28, 2010

cock work 

the relative ability of a person to satisfyingly perform sexually for a man.

She does such good cock work, she had me cumming in thirty seconds.

cock work by burtoni February 26, 2011

Cock n Ball Stew 

What the water is called in a hot tub when a bunch of men are sharing it without women.

I was sitting with all my guy friends in a hot tub and realized I was basically sitting in cock n ball stew.

Cock n Ball Stew by Devereux League October 7, 2011