sangria blast

The act of pouring sangria in a females anus, and then having her fart it out, all over ones face.

Tammy gave Rico a sangria blast.

by John Sumac January 6, 2017

Kamikaze Finger Blast

Blasting a fair maiden with your fingers past the threshold of making your arm tired and powering through like a dirty jackhammer until your muscles seize up. Sort of like John Henry hammer digging his way through a mountain until his heart exploded.

I'm gonna make her totally squart for 17 hours using my Kamikaze Finger Blast. I wont be able to whack off for a fortnight, but it will be worth it.

by iddqd87 December 18, 2017

Barbecue Blast

to fuck someone from the back and pull out a bottle of barbecue sauce particularly sweet baby rays and pour it out on their body.

yo dude i hit a sweet barbecue blast on veronica last night dude.

by joshballs3 April 23, 2023

Blast Processing

Something that takes too long for its difficulty

Office worker 1: Yo, did you just remember that conference we had? It lasted 8 hours!

Office worker 2: Yeah, that was sooo Blast Processing

by cursed_boi_200iq November 13, 2020

Anchor Blast

While laying in bed with your girlfriend, Anchor Blasting is the act of laying on her hair and farting, so she can't escape the smell.

Dude my GF is so pissed at me after I anchor blasted her

by MisterKpak1337 October 3, 2021

Blast

To take a dump in the toilet (nigerian slang)

Guy I need to go an blast !

by Jethrosplight November 3, 2023

shotgun blasted

A term to describe any event that goes down.
Can also be used in the context:
- Shotgun Blasting

Person 1: Hey man, I totally got shotgun blasted this weekend.
Person 2: Woah, me too I got shotgun blasted with my doge.
Person 1: Woah, wanna go shotgun blasting?
Person 2: Yes.

by Anli November 12, 2013