Blarting

Blowing your nose and farting at the same time

Have you ever been caught blarting before?

by Funnytrucker March 27, 2025

blantious

(adjective) something that is not important to anything

The door's color is blantious to the story.

by susyrobloxplayer February 21, 2026

Blafrickey

Similar to the word “nijer” however is a conjunction of the words “Black African Monkey” all in one package. Originally from the “Space Prison” saga.

“‘GET IN THE CELL BLAFRICKEY’ is what the guards told me every day” -Space Prison 2025

by GetALoadOfThisGuy July 1, 2025

blastatechphobia

The fear that electronic or mechanical devices (like chargers, fans, laptops, routers, etc.) getting blast cause of overheat, catch fire, or explode after long use — especially when left plugged in 24/7.

Often seen in older generations who lived through sketchy old tech, or in anxious people who double-check their power strips like it's a ritual. Not officially listed as a phobia, but very real.

Common symptoms: unplugging everything before sleep, avoiding charging overnight, sweating when a fan sounds weird, or imagining your WiFi router combusting at 2AM.

She always unplugs every device before bed because of her blastatechphobia.

by Validcore July 7, 2025

blafnar

Negation of a barf and a laugh, like when you are laughing so hard you spew food, and suppress the spew with a napkin or your little sister's sweatshirt.

OMG your cousin was so funny at the wedding reception, I had to blafnar.

by Bard of Boil August 11, 2025

Blafe

1. The act of intense tongue kissing.
2. Can also be used on its own as an order.

1. Hey honey, do you want some blafe later? ;)
2. Blafe!

by Poncho bubarski November 14, 2025

Blast Shart

The explosive and poop-laden fart after an illness. The force of built up methane and the loosening of the sphincter cause a benign fart to become a brown and stinky Trojan Horse for your underpants.

Interviewee: “BRO! I just blast shart! Do you smell that? Do you smell it?”

Interviewer: “… unfortunately, we’re going to be considering other candidates.”

by scun-of-sealing December 1, 2025