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autogeinophilia

Autogeinophilia: The little-known fetish of dressing up as Ed Gein AS HE dresses up in his home-made woman-skin suit and cavorting about his creepy Wisconsin farmhouse, with the idea of being close to his dead mother by literally investing himself in a suit made of female skin. A deliberate pun on autogynophilia, a trending term as Biden takes office in 2021.
Benjamin Boyce retweeted Donovan Cleckley's clip of Jazz Jennings's mom saying:
“I have woken Jazz out of a dead sleep and taken the dilator and put the lubrication on it and said: ‘Here! You take this, and you put it in your vagina. If not, I will.’ I will be so mad if ... that thing seals up.”
- Jeanette Jennings
I naturally responded quoting Buffalo Bill's creepy remark to the unfortunate girl is he was fattening up in a pit to make a female-skin-suit out of:
"It puts the lubrication on its dilator, or else it's back to the clinic for NO GENITALS AT ALL!"
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In my day, we thought we were being racy when we "lost" our third retainer, and, being told our teeth would snap back into the wrong place, said, "So what if they do?"

Reading up on Ed Gein, the model for Buffalo Bill, Psycho, Leatherface, etc, led me to a disturbing image of a "reproduction" belt made of female nipples, part of what I could only call his "autogeinophilia" paraphernalia collection, and thus the portmanteau pun term "Autogeinophilia" was born. Happy 2021, everyone!
by Didaskalos January 16, 2021
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Automatic Head Removal Syndrome

An individual with Automatic Head Removal Syndrome (AHRS) will live a life of incessant and unending suffering of which any form of mercy is confiscated, and all hope is instantly overshadowed by uncontested despair. They are forced against their will to commit horrific acts that no one should see. In the event eye contact is made, the individual will become instantaneously incapacitated until the deed is done, that deed being the beheading of the viewer. The process is swift, but undoubtedly agonizing and traumatic. The individual may only watch from an empty shell as the murderous act is executed. Those suffering from AHRS may also have a stinky wiener hole.
Gay: Do you have automatic head removal syndrome?
ARHS: Please stand by while head is removed
by SevenCorn January 25, 2021
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Autornatic

An r6 slammer
Yooo you seen that guy named on r6s... his name is autornatic.. That man is a slammer
by Matt breezy January 28, 2021
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Autodoofen

Dr. Doofenshmirtz when he finally ends himself without an inator.
Perry the platypus came barging in and found Dr. Doofenshmirtz on the ground, he had done an autodoofen, leaving Perry the platypus to masturbate alone.
by The Professor of sadness February 16, 2021
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autocorfuckted

Autocorfuckted aka autocorfucked is when the autocorrect on the texting makes such a huge mistake that you are totally fucked, and have a lot of splainin' to do to the person who received your message.
When the autocorrect on the texting makes such a huge mistake that you are totally fucked and have a lot of splainin' to do to the person who received your message.
Me: How is Uncle Dick getting to the wedding?
Mom: Dick is coming in my Vulva
Mom: Dick is in my Vulva!
Mom: Ah! Foal vote damn it.
Me: ...uh I think you mean Volvo.
Mom: Autocorfuckted again!
by Slammabammawhenahamma February 19, 2021
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autocorrupting

Annoying, irreverent, irrelevant or antonyms getting selected as output word when typing on keypads with automatic suggestions settings turned on.
New word Autocorrupting is being proposed by taking cue from word 'autocorrect' which is used in settings related to typing software, we observed a need for word related to situation when annoying, irreverent, irrelevant or antonyms gets selected as output word when typing on keypads with automatic suggestions settings turned on. This phenomenon being especially seen when typing words of a different language in English.
The colloquial phrase 'challa problem', a mix of initial Telugu and

following English word, meant to indicate a lot of problem at (some issue under discussion), getting typed as 'challan problem' which indicates a specific type of money transaction payment for some government services.
by @t_raveendra February 24, 2021
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Autos me ta aeroplana

To inside mou me thn fake tales
Otan sou lew Autos me ta aeroplana tha katalabaineis poion lew
by egw March 30, 2021
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