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drunk michael

"Bro drunk michael came to town last night"
by Eric.is.a.fatass June 2, 2017
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Tired drunk

When a person is so tired that it fogs up their brain in a way that makes them act as though they are drunk.
Oh dear, I haven't gotten enough sleep and now I feel tired drunk. Maybe I should text my ex!
by Ahhhhhhhshesoawkwarddddd March 15, 2017
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Drunk in the funk

When you're so sleep deprived you feel high/drunk. This may or may not only apply to people who are Bipolar.
I've been awake for 4 days straight, I'm so drunk in the funk, just laying on the floor laughing hysterically. I can see through time.
by SsaladFingers April 25, 2016
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alpha drunk

A person that can drink and get home just fine
Jake is such an alpha drunk
by Billbobjimmy May 1, 2016
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proper drunk

The type of drunk that begins with a man hating his ex. This leads to the man hitting on every pretty women he sees, which follows by hitting on every kinda pretty women to hitting on the not so pretty women. An indication to his disappointing game is noted when he proceeds to text message everyone of his girl friends and girl coworkers with borderline flirtatious and crude messages. Typically 9 out of 10 times these messages go without any real notice by the receiver of such messages. But it is with the one receiver who wishes clarification of the messages sent the night previous, who causes the most grief for the man. It is to the man's embarrassment not to admit the messages had no meaning and takes it upon himself to bring the receiver out on a date, which typically ends in sexual intercourse and the receiver hating the man just as much as his previous ex.
Keep Brice off his phone, the guy is looking proper drunk
by BuzzytheBear September 10, 2016
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ethnic drunk

When you get so drunk that you start acting of another ethnicity than your own
White bro 1: Bro, you lookin ethnic drunk.
White bro 2: naw nigga, we chill.
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stumbling drunk

when you drink and you start not giving a shit about how you walk and start stumbling
me: i got so crossfaded last night, that shit was lit! i was stumbling drunk but i didn't give a fuck cause i was turnt and fucking hoes!
by springbreak2016! July 13, 2016
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