69

haha funny number

"bro did you know the definition of 69?" "no" "FUNNY NUMBER" "SHUT UP"

by toelickerwhaahahha March 11, 2023

K-69

When a dog bites you in the Balls and you grab the dog and flip him upside down and bite his in revenge

Bro why are you limping, I just K-69'ed a dog after it started to attack

by Warbringer218 June 1, 2024

K-69

When you and a dog are fighting naked, and you are both biting each others dicks, waiting for one to let go first.

I saw an Alsatian and a hobo K-69ing over a half eaten steak.

by ND6 June 2, 2024

K-69

When you're fighting naked against a dog and it bites your dick, so you bite it's dick back.

Hypothetically you could bite the dog's dick off! You mean I should K-69??

by BlackJackbuster June 2, 2024

K-69

When you’re fighting a dog whilst naked and the dog bites your genitals. At which time you spin the dog and bite its genitals in retaliation.

I was fighting a dog at camp last week and ended up in a K-69 until it gave up.

by beest June 3, 2024

K-69

The action of flipping over and biting a dogs genitals whilst being naked and attacked by a dog that is active biting your genitals.

Did you hear about Connor? He had to resort to the K-69 because his dog attacked him in the shower with Brandon.

by Beef Sledge June 5, 2024

St Charles 69

When a guy and girl are engaged in the 69 position with the girl on top. You count to 6 and Urinate on each other’s face at the same time trying to catch it in your mouth and holding it for 9 seconds.

Gerald choked on urine while he and his wife were engaged in a St Charles 69 which caused his wife to also choke on Gerald’s urine inadvertently causing her bite his penis.

by Raracheergirl June 20, 2024