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69

The only math problem where both parties get to subtract clothes and add pleasure simultaneously
Person A: "Hey, did you hear about that new restaurant that opened up?"
Person B: "Oh, yeah! I heard their specialty dish is called '69'!"
Person A: "Wait, what? Isn't that just a number?"
Person B: "Well, apparently, it's a delicious combination of spicy chicken and saucy noodles. They really know how to satisfy your cravings!"
Person A: "Wow, that's quite an enticing menu item. I guess they're all about pleasing their customers in more ways than one!"
Person B: "Absolutely! Their slogan is 'Taste the pleasure of perfect harmony!'"
Person A: "Haha, I can't help but wonder if they have any '69' meal deals or discounts. It sounds like a fun way to indulge in some culinary delights!"
Person B: "Who knows? You might just have to go and find out for yourself. Just be prepared for an unforgettable dining experience!"
Person A: "Well, it certainly sounds like a place that knows how to mix pleasure with good food. Count me in!"
Person B: "Bon appétit and enjoy the delicious '69' experience! Just remember to keep an open mind and an empty stomach!"
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Freaky-ass nigga, he a 69 god.
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69

Jimmy: "Hey Jenna wanna 69 it?" 😏
Jenna: I mean... im down 😏🍆
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Rocky 69

That really sounds like a Rocky 69!
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69

The stupid number before 70.
1 2 3 4 5………………30 31 32 33 ……………………67 68 69 70
It is 1 2 3 4 5………………30 31 32 33 ……………………67 68 69
Count from 1 to 69.
69.
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69

An oral sex position. Involves a male putting his penis in his partner's mouth, and licking the partner's vagina. This will ultimately lead to a mouth full of cum.
69 is yum yum in my tum tum
by Rear_End_Eater March 18, 2021
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