69

The only math problem where both parties get to subtract clothes and add pleasure simultaneously

Person A: "Hey, did you hear about that new restaurant that opened up?"
Person B: "Oh, yeah! I heard their specialty dish is called '69'!"
Person A: "Wait, what? Isn't that just a number?"
Person B: "Well, apparently, it's a delicious combination of spicy chicken and saucy noodles. They really know how to satisfy your cravings!"
Person A: "Wow, that's quite an enticing menu item. I guess they're all about pleasing their customers in more ways than one!"
Person B: "Absolutely! Their slogan is 'Taste the pleasure of perfect harmony!'"
Person A: "Haha, I can't help but wonder if they have any '69' meal deals or discounts. It sounds like a fun way to indulge in some culinary delights!"
Person B: "Who knows? You might just have to go and find out for yourself. Just be prepared for an unforgettable dining experience!"
Person A: "Well, it certainly sounds like a place that knows how to mix pleasure with good food. Count me in!"
Person B: "Bon appétit and enjoy the delicious '69' experience! Just remember to keep an open mind and an empty stomach!"

by Binod, James Binod June 15, 2023

69

Ah, 69.... what can i say about it? It surely represents something you dont want to hear from your parents bedroom or litearly anywhere else.

Teacher: Kids, open the page 69.
Kids: "laughing"
Teacher: Why are you laughing over a number?
Martin: BECAUSE ITS A SE-
Teacher: Because its a what?
Martin: Actually nevermind..

by Capybara lover😼😼 June 24, 2023

K-69

When a dog bites you in the Balls and you grab the dog and flip him upside down and bite his in revenge

Bro why are you limping, I just K-69'ed a dog after it started to attack

by Warbringer218 June 1, 2024

K-69

When you and a dog are fighting naked, and you are both biting each others dicks, waiting for one to let go first.

I saw an Alsatian and a hobo K-69ing over a half eaten steak.

by ND6 June 2, 2024

K-69

When you're fighting naked against a dog and it bites your dick, so you bite it's dick back.

Hypothetically you could bite the dog's dick off! You mean I should K-69??

by BlackJackbuster June 2, 2024

K-69

When you’re fighting a dog whilst naked and the dog bites your genitals. At which time you spin the dog and bite its genitals in retaliation.

I was fighting a dog at camp last week and ended up in a K-69 until it gave up.

by beest June 3, 2024

K-69

The action of flipping over and biting a dogs genitals whilst being naked and attacked by a dog that is active biting your genitals.

Did you hear about Connor? He had to resort to the K-69 because his dog attacked him in the shower with Brandon.

by Beef Sledge June 5, 2024