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69

Person 1: my battery is at 69 percent.

Person 2: for some reason I find that really unfunny but I don’t know why.
by Free v bucks generator troll February 23, 2023
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69

A number that isn't nice at all, other than the fact it's the same if you turn it upside down. You can't just name a sex position after a 2 digit number.
Fuck all the unfunny sex jokes that appear everywhere.
65 sixty five
66 sixty six
67 sixty seven
68 sixty eight
69 *OMG GASP UUUUURGH IM DYING LAUGHLAUGHLAUGH*
70 seventy
71 seventy one
by Applepippin February 27, 2023
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69

Do you want to 69
Sure
"moans in prosses"
by 69378q392358234756273 March 2, 2023
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69

A: how many kills you got?
B:69 what
A: Nice.
B: Ikr
by Kuki online March 5, 2023
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Slimy 69

After the man creampies his date then they 69 so they can each taste their mixed juices.
After I gave her a creampie, she turned around and gave me a slimy 69.
by SexyInJersey March 9, 2023
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69

"bro did you know the definition of 69?" "no" "FUNNY NUMBER" "SHUT UP"
by toelickerwhaahahha March 11, 2023
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K-69

When a dog bites you in the Balls and you grab the dog and flip him upside down and bite his in revenge
Bro why are you limping, I just K-69'ed a dog after it started to attack
by Warbringer218 June 1, 2024
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