Spider-Man

A teenager who hit puberty too hard and now he can run fast and pick up semi trucks. Lucky guy, huh? The reason he wears the mask is to hide his face by the way.

Peter, is an idiot. just like spider-man

by I'mAnIdiot December 17, 2019

Man Chasm

another word for your peen hole

that dude's man chasm was deeper than the grand canyon

by The Man Wilhelm All Sacks. December 17, 2019

Ginger bread man

When you ejaculate on a woman’s face and proceed to rub your ball sac across her forehead through the semen (to apply the frosting) creating a ginger bread man.

When I nutted on that hoe’s forehead and rubbed my nut sac straight up n’ down her face I yelled, “Merry Christmas, bitch!” And that’s how you make a ginger bread man.

by Dross5160 December 19, 2019

Poor man's hot tub

Shower

Damn it feels great to hit up the poor man's hot tub "shower" and relax after a day on the mountain.

by SkiLifeSpecial December 23, 2019

To boldly Go where no man has gone before

A description of sex with a lesbian.

I shall now beam down,

To boldly Go where no man has gone before

by Iam not Elmer Fudd December 24, 2019

Tangent Man

nickname from George W. Bush for Andrew Card

Tangent Man was a WH Chief of Staff for several years and went to the University of South Carolina-Columbia like Jordan Thomas Cooper did.

by Coop Dupe December 25, 2019

A first ass man move

A first ass man move is one of great wisdom and self-awareness. This generally refers to moves that are unexpected, spontaneous, and perhaps even outright brilliant.

Origin: While this phrase may be of ambiguous origin, this term, for unexplained reasons, is heavily assosiated with the lord and saviour, Jesus Christ himself.

Boy 1: How did you get rid of that clingy chick that keeps stalking you on social media?
Boy 2: I blocked her.
Boy 1: Wow dude...that's a first ass man move, if you ask me.

by Jimmy's Croissants December 26, 2019