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Give your girlfriend an ass massage day

A sunny day where your girlfriend gets to treat herself to an ass massage by her one and only.
by Sezmstersem April 2, 2023
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national send a nude to your boyfriend day

The day to send a nude to your boyfriend. Don't be shy today is the day.
Friend one: hey its national send a nude to your boyfriend day!!

Friend two: oh really then I'm gonna do it right now*sends nude to boyfriend*
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tell your eye to wake the fuck up

A rude insult you make to someone who has lazy-eye or is cross-eyed
Mike: Bro you got shit in your eye!

Dan: Don't even start me with your eyes! Tell your eye to wake the fuck up
by Mr. Anonymous435 December 10, 2013
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Rip off your ass and hand it to you

To beat someone so bad that their ass becomes a jiggling mass of gel hanging off their spine, allowing you to rip it off and place it in their hands as they collapse into a heap of excruciating pain. After the beaten person finishes convulsing, you place their severed posterior next to their lips so that it looks like they are kissing their own ass while posting hilarious videos to social media.
You disrespect me and I'll rip off your ass and hand it to you!!!
by IGKYA53 October 2, 2020
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Your homosapien ancestor was a homosexual ass molestor

The ultimate roast better than your mom gay, your dad lesbian and your granny tranny. It's worse in the context of someone saying no you.
Your homosapien ancestor was a homosexual ass molestor.
by Trashginger April 4, 2018
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Piss all over your friend who is 5’7 on October 23rd.
National Pee on Your 5’7 Friend Day :
Friend: “it’s October 23rd, you know what that means
Friend 2: “No.. I won’t let you..”
*sprays and prays*
by Google Calendar October 18, 2021
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