by Sezmstersem April 2, 2023
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Friend two: oh really then I'm gonna do it right now*sends nude to boyfriend*
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Get the national send a nude to your boyfriend day mug.Mike: Bro you got shit in your eye!
Dan: Don't even start me with your eyes! Tell your eye to wake the fuck up
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by Mr. Anonymous435 December 10, 2013
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Get the your dad never came back with the milk mug.To beat someone so bad that their ass becomes a jiggling mass of gel hanging off their spine, allowing you to rip it off and place it in their hands as they collapse into a heap of excruciating pain. After the beaten person finishes convulsing, you place their severed posterior next to their lips so that it looks like they are kissing their own ass while posting hilarious videos to social media.
by IGKYA53 October 2, 2020
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by Trashginger April 4, 2018
Get the Your homosapien ancestor was a homosexual ass molestor mug.National Pee on Your 5’7 Friend Day :
Friend: “it’s October 23rd, you know what that means”
Friend 2: “No.. I won’t let you..”
*sprays and prays*
Friend: “it’s October 23rd, you know what that means”
Friend 2: “No.. I won’t let you..”
*sprays and prays*
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