Twitter

An app/website that people mostly use for porn, or “respectfully” debate about random shit online.

Twitter sucks never install it

by Stickytipbro March 15, 2023

Twitter

A social media platform where people post their opinions about certain topics.

Twitter is a toxic platform to use.

by Winniespooh March 29, 2023

Twitter

It's a quite kind and well-mannered app/website if you manage to be in the correct community. If you don't... well... be VERY CAREFUL about what you say because you can get cancelled if you even say anything slightly offensive.

Person A: Hey, any socials I can follow you on?
Person B: Yeah, I have a twitter.

by doodlie.zemi May 19, 2023

Twitter

A beautiful place where you can get cancelled, get your opinions wrecked, and more!

I'mma get cancelled for being on Twitter..

by partyparty12 May 26, 2023

Twitter

Oh no! Is it censoring you documentary!? OoOoOoOoH nOoOoO! I thought Elon was the savior!? I thought he was the savior! I thought he was saving America, Dave! What happened!? I thought he was saving America!

Hym "OH NO! LEAVE CONSERVATIVES ALONE! STOP CENSORING THEM! THE HAVE AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE OF SELECTIVE RIGHTS AND PRIVILEGES THAT THEY ARBITRATE AS THE SELF-APPOINTED MORAL ARBITERS OF HYMANITY! YOU CAN'T CENSOR THEM! THEY ARE THE MOST VIRTUOUS ONE! THEY'RE THE EXALTED ONE! WE NEED THEM AND THEIR MORAL POSTURING ON TWITTER OR ELSE WE WON'T DO WHAT THEY WANT US TO DO! EEELOOOOOOON!!!! EEEEELOOOOON SAVE UUUUUUUUUS!!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELON!!!!"

by Hym Iam June 1, 2023

Twitter

The slave between your twat and shitter.

Have you seen my Twitter today?

by lickityspits June 8, 2023

TWITTARD

A new Twitter user who hasn't acclimated to the interface. A twittard is twittarded. Twittards suffer from twittardation.

"I'm so twittarded, I can't figure out how to unblock somebody."

by based worker June 9, 2023