Cat Theory

The theory that women are like cats, in the way that when you go to pet a cat, it doesn't want anything to do with you, but when you give a cat no attention, it comes and cuddles with you. The same goes for a woman and the amount of attention you give them.

How did you bag Sara bro? She's a 10!

Cat Theory Bro. Ignored her for two weeks. Works every time.

by bacondeliguava July 19, 2016

Thagriyium Theory

The theory of two time zones colliding together. When time is read, you describe the "in between" of the two times

We live off the Thagriyium Theory to tell time

by Ratiodo February 8, 2018

Ruffling Theory

The Ruffling Theory is an elaborate scam technique used by broke individuals mostly teens. How it works is that you would buy something online that could be anything, clothing, electronics and etc. Then after receiving the item you would tell the company, bank or whoever you used to make the transaction with that you item never came or that it came damaged (obviously a more detailed story) and after a week of checking the claim they would send back the money. Leaving you with the item and your money back spent with the item.

ruffling theory Guy 1: Bro have you heard of the ruffling theory?
Guy 2: No what's that?
Guy 1: Its basically a scam used online to get free stuff.
Guy 2: Sick!

Ruffle Kid 1: Dude! I just ruffled $300 worth of supreme clothing last week.

by ItsEbro February 14, 2018

Car Temperature Theory

Car Temperature Theory is when someone raises the temperature in their car when its cold outside, which makes you hot because you wore warm clothing. Then ten minutes later the temperature gets turned back down to an appropriate level with warm clothing on.

"Every time I'm in Susan's car during the Winter the Car Temperature Theory always happens"
"Yeah I hate Susan"

by BravoArmstrong December 3, 2020

The M Theory

Potential partners who have a name starting with the letter “M” are likely to to be attractive, funny, and kind. Current science is limited but it’s believed they have an enzyme that is generated in their system that called the builtdifferentezine that allows for this condition to take shape. It’s often suggested one pursues a date of some kind or the contact information of an “M” specimen to further investigate this unusual condition.

Oh his name is Marcelese? Here’s my number, give it to him and tell him I want to grab coffee sometime! I need to test the M Theory

by BLACK-MAN December 24, 2020

Twitter theory

the theory that if a person is making a dark joke, you say how it's racist, ableist, homophobic or whatever shit that they joked about.

well that tweet was using twitter theory.

by ActuallyVorteks November 3, 2021

H theory

Happiness theory, a set of hypothetical beliefs that happiness and euphoria will be the cause of human conformity.

H theory is not New Age BS like other theories out there.

by W3ird-X November 8, 2021