Jones lag

The amount of time that it takes between Alex Jones having a conspiracy theory and it turning out to be right is known as Jones lag.

Alex told everyone about Epstein's pedo island, but the Jones lag took a few years.

by @mrkulci September 10, 2020

Grandpa Jones

A stereotypical country boy who loves to dance on camera with a fucking banjo.
If you're asking for his age, uhh. Sorry bout' that.

Grandpa Jones is my favourite musician! - Some british person

by this is my pseudonym. barkbark October 26, 2022

Off the Jones

On heroine that smack that devil crack the flint water on a spoon

That brother off the Jones

by D’Ralph April 14, 2021

joned

basically when you smoke that og sticky purple like TheLonerJoner

hey man you are acting really silly rn are you joned?
sahh dude

by stickypurpenjoyer March 23, 2023

Drinkless Jones

Is being barred from a pub for slagging of a Landlord to the Landlords girl friend.

We can't go to the Egerton Drinkless Jones is barred.

by Anonymous July 25, 2003

Gary Jones

Multiple use name for a male human who seems nice and normal, but is actually strange, has several identities and whos origin is unknowably deep and complex.

The Police officer said, "Gary Jones ovah here killed three people in his basement, neighbours said he seemed like just a normal Milkmun!"

by Emperor Kallgor Skullthrone July 02, 2020

Jiggaboo Jones

A monkey that doesn't know how to play fifa 23 or just pass a ball he watches tiktok all day and he loves getting happy tapioca

Man I hate "Jiggaboo Jones"

by Jiggaboo Jack June 16, 2023