Beached

The result of spending time at the beach. Lots and Lots of sand in your nether regions.

Sometimes you'll find some a week later!

"Why do you keep on scratching your dick" "Oh I got beached"

by Sean WiterMan April 20, 2019

Beach Episode

An episode based in a Hot Spring/Beach/Pool in most modern anime. These episodes are usually the calm before the storm, which means that the following episode is either a big fight or the dramatic climax depending on what type of anime.

*Beach episode starts*
Person 1: Oh shit is gonna go down next episode

by Oh its MR MVP?! SIMP!!! May 28, 2022

beach walk

The act of moving your hand surreptitiously down a woman's (can be your own) body from the breasts to the pubis, then just slightly over enough to feel the 'lapping of the sea'

Girl: "What's your hand going south for Grant?"
Boy: "Oh, just a beach walk.."
OR
Girl: "I was in the shower and my hand was going for a beach walk. Before I realised... it jumped straight in the surf"

by Midlands Dude March 24, 2024

beach

charismatic, drama queen bitch, knows about nothing, pretty good at eye rolls.

my beach is my beach none of any other's beach

by theotherbeach April 2, 2022

long beach islander

When you drink so much your piss is pure alcohol. You piss in a glass, top it with whipped cream, and drink it again.

I had a Long Beach Islander last night at the beach.

by Islander88 July 9, 2021

Beach Read

A literary novel that is deeply rooted in the beach house/town. The setting is almost a character in the book. Usually someone is at a crossroads in their life and they find a new path forward through their time at the beach.

A good Beach read takes the pace of summer at the beach - it has twists and turns, axillary characters woven throughout, parallel plot devices, and often a love story in the mix too.

The Beach Read is the perfect novel to accompany one during the holiday to the beach.

by KingBratwurst March 13, 2022

Beach

A long strip of sand boardered by an ocean.

Let's beach on

by hermioneeverdeenchase August 3, 2018