take a bundy

To defecate; originated from how much time spent and joy received by Al Bundy (Married with Children) from taking a dump.

That coffee is really working me; I need to take a bundy!

by MamaLemma March 05, 2008

Take on the dodgems

Engage in sex with, usually in a rough fashion.

"Take on the dodgems:"

"Your dad is taking my mother on the dodgems."

by commodorejohn August 14, 2008

take a number

A way of saying
"Shutup mate, your not significant"

"I wish i had some music mozoes"
"Take a number dude"

by Yep October 13, 2004

Take it uptown

The SFW approach to telling someone to stick (it) up their ass.

Take it uptown - shove it up your ass.

You know what you can do with that attitude?!? You can take it all the way uptown!

by Daves-not-here-man February 15, 2020

Baam...take that!

An expression of extreme happiness after a tough task has been accomplished.

You have just sold another car for Evans Halshaw.
"Baam...take that!".

by oioipricey August 14, 2009

Take a Diane

When you take an extremely watery shit that smells so foul like death escaped your ass

I had Chipotle earlier today I hope I don't take a Diane in my pants tonight

by The Great TooZad November 25, 2020

shit taking

When one takes shit, it can also be referred to as shit taking. Generally a sociology term where women take shit from men, this is a Marxist feminist view.

Wendy: ah that Brenda is a pro at shit taking. Her husband totes makes her do everything including emotional work.
Carol: ha, shame she loves him. I'd tap that.

by Fartheadrye/bigcock. April 25, 2016