Take the Toaster

Cum in the bum at the instant the breakfast toast pops out.

She looked ravishing in the morning light as she made breakfast, so I had to take the toaster

by Jesus/samshig March 31, 2009

Take on the dodgems

Engage in sex with, usually in a rough fashion.

"Take on the dodgems:"

"Your dad is taking my mother on the dodgems."

by commodorejohn October 9, 2008

Take the L

Something a 9 year old buys on the fortnite item shop.

Person 1: Hey have you seen the new item shop?
Person 2: Yea the first thing I bought was TAKE THE L.
Everyone else: ;-;

by yesmaybeidk January 28, 2020

Take it uptown

The SFW approach to telling someone to stick (it) up their ass.

Take it uptown - shove it up your ass.

You know what you can do with that attitude?!? You can take it all the way uptown!

by Daves-not-here-man February 14, 2020

Take a Diane

When you take an extremely watery shit that smells so foul like death escaped your ass

I had Chipotle earlier today I hope I don't take a Diane in my pants tonight

by The Great TooZad November 25, 2020

take a number

A way of saying
"Shutup mate, your not significant"

"I wish i had some music mozoes"
"Take a number dude"

by Yep October 13, 2004

take 2

1) to leave more than one dead
2) to leave somewhere with more than one female

"you know i take 2 with me"

by vicegrips.ceo. September 29, 2008