stuffed or buffed

a phrase questioning the aftermath of a buddies encounter with a girl he would like to have sexual relations with.
-stuffed meaning that said female engaged in sexual activities with your friend, so he stuffed her vagina
-buffed meaning that your friends female friend did not put out and he was forced to go home and jack off to the sexual thrill of the situation

a good situation
patrick: hey man! how was last night!
cameron: alright, me and my girlfriend went out.
patrick: oh man! stuffed or buffed!
cameron: stuffed man!

a bad situation
patrick: hey man! how was last night!
cameron: alright, me and my girlfriend went out.
patrick: oh man! stuffed or buffed!
cameron: buffed... she said she wasnt ready
patrick: hahahahahaha buffer

by ballcheeze June 1, 2010

Stuffed Monkey

A boner. A Chubby. Morning Wood. Stiffy, cranked shaft, woody, large hardon collider, smuggling a midget in your pants, and any number of other colourful euphemisms for an erection. If you don't know what I'm talking about, go look at some nudie pics and everything will be explained. (This only applies to guys, sorry ladies.)

Franky: Dude, I was standing at the bar last night, looking at this hawt piece of ass, and all of a sudden I had a stuffed monkey. I had to hunch over!

Dan: I'm on it like my girlfriend on a stuffed monkey!

Arnold: Just holding her hand gives me a stuffed monkey!

Carl: My girlfriend came over and my stuffed monkey got to play in her treehouse all day.

by D[e]m[o]n August 31, 2010

Stuffed olive

when preparing for intense sexual intercourse, when one cuts out a females clitoris (usually using a knife) and then flips it over inserting it into her vagina and then ramming her hard in the vagina, balls deep, so that her vagina and clit poking out resembles a stuffed olive.

"hey bro, mind if i borrow a knife? i was planning on giving my girlfriend a stuffed olive later"

by ZAPBLEU September 14, 2016

Stuffer

Someone who (usually male) inserts small objects into their pee hole for sexual gratification . Objects include fishing line, guitar strings, catheters etc.

Person 1) Wheres John?
Person 2) He’s being treated for a urethra infection. He’s become a stuffer

by MastaT January 29, 2018

staff stuff

Office related jargon

It's a mission to keep up with the latest staff stuff.

by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010

Barrel stuffing

This phrase made in a basement is when you are master baiting and when you are about to spray you cover the top of your member to block the shot

Yo Jonny did you hear that Joey died from barrel stuffing last night

by Jonny the crip⭕⭕⭕ March 17, 2020

fluff n stuff

a some what nuerotic yet excentric person who overly exaggerates situations and has full on conversations with herself, while also yelling at her computer, phone, printer, and xerox machine. can also be found riding a motor cylce throughout her mid life crisis. this persons ideal job duties include emailing, emailing, and more emailing. Closest companions include fish. and only fish.

Look over there, Fluff N Stuff is e-mailing again, she must be trying to get some work done to go home and feed her fish after she yells at the computer some more.

by Capitan KG March 9, 2010