the real spiderman

First created in the late spring of '06, the real spiderman was coined during one of Palmer's double labs. The real spiderman is known for being the most depraved sex act created by a Cinn-City-Citizen.
The real spiderman involves slitting a girl's wrist, inserting your penis for satisfaction, and ejaculating to simulate blood clotting (and so the biddy doesn't die).

Dan: Hey man, have you ever heard of the spiderman?
Matt: Nah, what is it?
Dan: It's when you jizz on your hand and throw it at a chick.
Matt: Nah, bro. The real spiderman is when you jizz in a girl's wrist.
Dan: Dude, that' messed up.

by Milton Street '08 October 3, 2007

spidermanned

Breast enlargement for a movie role.

What Kirsten Dunst had done for the movie Spiderman.

She had her boobies spidermanned.

by Tex April 17, 2004

Spiderman

A slang term for marijuana in reference to the character Mary Jane from Spider-man. Another way for asking for marijuana with this term is asking to watch the Spider-man movie.

Dude: Hey you got any spiderman on you?
Guy: Cheya, but its some danky ass spiderman.

Dude: Hey wanna go watch spiderman?
Guy: Nah, I'm all out of spiderman.

by Henry Blowgart May 27, 2006

Spider Web

When you cum on a girls back and then you put your belly button lint in the middle of it.

Sallys back looks like a spider web

by Doucebags ASSEMBLE!!! November 1, 2010

reverse spiderman

When you jizz in a girls mouth. Then punch her in the stomach to make her snort jizz out her nose.

Dude i reverse spidermaned this chick last night she loves it

by 69jimbob69 April 14, 2014

spiderman

a male spider

girl: can u kill spiderman over there?
boy: how do u know it's not female?
girl: just do it!

by chris.c July 26, 2006

butt spider

Refers to a now-infamous email prank about spiders hiding under toilet seats, waiting to bite and kill you.

Beware the "Arachnius gleuteus," or butt spider!

by Seer of Shadows November 12, 2004