Your boyfriend's penis.
Martha: How was your day with John last night?
Chloe: I didn't have a good time. His penis is soooo small!!
Martha: Sucks to suck I guess.
Chloe: I didn't have a good time. His penis is soooo small!!
Martha: Sucks to suck I guess.
by yourgravelieshere March 2, 2023
Get the Smallmug. by hghghghghgg April 23, 2020
Get the small dickmug. every boys dick in my school is the definition of small.
This is why we girls don’t even bother asking then for dick picks :)
This is why we girls don’t even bother asking then for dick picks :)
Boy - hey bbg, want a dick pick
Girl - uhm no thanks i’ll pass, I already know it’s small. When u get boners in class, it’s like a tiny as bump.
Girl - uhm no thanks i’ll pass, I already know it’s small. When u get boners in class, it’s like a tiny as bump.
by shutupyousocialreject July 23, 2021
Get the Smallmug. pants that are small enough to derive comments and taunts from others and provoke the pants wearer into untoward actions
Hey coach, maybe you should focus on how small your pants are, rather than breaking a clipboard...
small pants
small pants
by bob zimway October 7, 2021
Get the small pantsmug. by HaveFaith November 14, 2013
Get the small blanketmug. by pdotbk December 19, 2019
Get the big cap, small liesmug. 