citizen science

A three-week, intensive introduction to the sciences for all first-year undergraduate students at Bard College.

Citizen Science sends students into a state of boredom that very easily leads to suicidal behavior.

by 69bridge January 9, 2011

Punk Science

Term used to describe the creative yet unrealistic science in many science fiction films, such as Timecop. This can involve altering history, or a person traveling back in time and touching their younger self, thereby destroying both the past and present versions of themselves because matter cannot occupy the same place at the same time.

Person 1: "Timecop is such a good movie!"

Person 2: "Yeah, it's good even though they use punk science to explain their time travel theories."

Person 1: "Punk science?"

Person 2: "Yeah, that movie is so full of scientific inconsistencies it isn't funny!"

Person 1: "It's still a good movie, though!"

Person 2: "Agreed!"

by Ace Corona May 14, 2011

advertising science

The kind of science where facts are invented in order to support claims that promote product sales.

Advertising Science studies show that when a middle aged man even looks at a testosterone supplement, their youth and sexual vigor returns instantly.

by dutchmonkey February 18, 2014

play scavengar

An individual that attempts to receive play from a man/women that has recently provided play to a friend.

Brandon Superville is a play scavengar.

by Ashzus February 20, 2014

defcon scavenger hunt

The Defcon Scavenger Hunt is a ridiculously-themed, fast-paced hunt across the city of Las Vegas by a bunch of hackers to prove how people can obtain a million strange things in a single weekend.

This year I participated in the Defcon Scavenger Hunt and talked to tons of new people and almost ended up in prison!

by va1ka September 12, 2015

drunk sciencing

When a drunk person attempts to do science.

I was drunk sciencing last night and things did not turn out well!

by stickyndrunk November 30, 2015

Coupled Science

Coupled Science is the secret connection or coupling of scientific institutions, individuals and scientific data to a governmental body or organization. The intent is to influence society to react or think in a specific way desired by the governmental body or organization. Coupled Science outlets can be segmented so that only specific segments are under the control of a governmental body or organization. Coupled Science organizations and individuals are used to bend science (lie) to fit the desires of a governmental body or organization. These scientific segments are often paid to come up with the desired results.

Under extreme duress caused by a large salary and under pain of death the coupled science person proudly declared the world is flat.

by WorldWantsPlastic January 9, 2018