price of a blowjob

Listen... If you thirsty enough to pay for some dick there has to be a distinctive set of 3 rules
1.Preview Hard package $20-30 depending on that thang
2.Sucking in that Thang depending on him should cost between $60->>>>👀 😳 again depending
3. Well...if it cums to that which it most likely will at this point then it becomes the price of That@$$😜

Did you hear about the new BJ pricing menu?
Yeah man. The price of a blowjob sounds like a fair way for dudes to get paid for sharing sausage.
Why didn't I think of this?

by ZeeyonX March 9, 2021

Precept

Important rules.

The sign showed the students all the precepts, and the less important rules that no one listens to.

by AbbyWolf May 2, 2021

porcelain blowjob

When you stick your dick in a toilet and flush.

I got the most amazing porcelain blowjob last night.

by El_chopo May 14, 2021

Porcelain price

The price you pay for eating or drinking something foul, causing uncontrollable diarrhea. A variation on the "iron price".

I ate some of that suspect kimchi and spent the rest of the afternoon paying the porcelain price.

by BigATB May 19, 2021

Price Chopper

A place that Matthew gozy calls home because he is the CEO

Price chopper is a great supermarket

by Shahahahah May 21, 2021

pricer

a pricer went to too many life coach sessions and loves every part of life there empathetic loyal understanding and grateful they post quotes that make your day.

"pricer over there made my day!"

by livelaghlove June 7, 2021

Pricelle

Lots of things going on its mind.

"I can't sleep because I'm so pricelle"

by Heckerooni June 7, 2021