Condom pocket

The small pocket within a pocket on the front of a pair of jeans.

Where you putting your drugs, man?

Condom pocket.
Oh shit, is that what that is, never realized?

Duh?

by Shuaman April 27, 2019

pocket bomb

When you text someone repeatedly so they will feel the shake until they reply.
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me: Dude where are you?
them: crickets
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them: stop with the pocket bomb!

by mtPoopsAlot June 12, 2017

Pocket Shuffle

When you stick your hand in your pocket to resituate your balls.

Oh my gosh did Gary just pocket shuffle?

by Albert Winthorpe April 18, 2018

Pocket Surfing

When your smart phone remains unlocked in your pocket and clicks on things outside of your knowing.

Random Message: dude, who are you? What's with all the thumbs and waves?
You: What? Oh shit, I'm sorry. My phone must have been pocket surfing. I gotta be more careful about that.

by QuiteRadical June 23, 2022

tits pocket

A man's mouth!

"Dude, shut your tits pocket!"
"He talks too much, he need to zip his tits pocket."

by Kool Chik April 26, 2016

pocket the difference

to take the extra money made from something, often in a way that is not completely honest

She got the tickets for £20 each, but charged us £25 and did pocket the difference.

by anf-b May 11, 2016

pocket pen

This is what happens to your pants when your pen leaks in your pocket.

"Dude, you got pocket pen."

by yolodave February 12, 2009