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the perfect view 

Adjective/noun.
When someone uses a selfie camera (forward facing camera) below 240p and captures their face with the device at a 45° angle from the chest. (Capturing the chin as the main/biggest facial feature).
Noun.
Wow! Look at this picture of a person! They took a photo with the perfect view!

Adjective.
Is that the perfect view selfie that that instagram model took earlier!?
the perfect view by CupOsewage July 30, 2019
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The perfect girl 

The lawyer thought he had found the perfect girl until another girl tried to ask her about her motorcycle, and the perfect girl viciously attacked the other girl. The lawyer left her when he found out she had plans to cut his genitals off in his sleep, and tried to go back to his old lady friend, but she got hit by a truck. The perfect girl said she saw it all happen before it happened, so the lawyer suspected she was involved in his significant other's death.
The perfect girl by Solid Mantis August 28, 2020

Perfection Dolls 

Posers. Non-unique. Every one of them look the same and like Bratz dolls. They all have emo hair and heads way too big for their tiny little bodies.

Perfection Dolls is a clique where they all hype each other up and tell each other how perfect they are. Their poster band is Cinema Bizarre (a glam trash band from Germany who are primarily Wapanese but do have some talent).

Emo children. Posers. Attention seekers. Camera whores. Perfectioin Dolls are a beauty perfection group that bases everything on your looks and not your intelligence. And no, I've never applied to Perfection Dolls. I'm not that lame.

None of these people are individual. The owner is Jase aka Goth a 25 year old male in England.

There is always drama on the site and their members change frequently, either by deletion or they leave over squabbles.

Unfortunate souls that seek membership are often those with low self esteem and no lives other than needing verification from someone on the internet.

And no, I've never applied to Perfection Dolls. I'm not that lame.

perfect woman 

A mute, pearl-diving, tuba-playing, flat-headed, midget gymnast with no gag-reflex, that can suck-start a Harley Davidson.
Took my perfect woman out for a date last night...she serenaded me with her tuba, while wearing the pearl necklace that it took her nearly a year to make...all the while doing the splits with my beer resting on her head. After that, she crammed my whole tailpipe down her throat and started my bike...and the best part is that she'll never even say a word about what we did when we got back to my place. What a woman!!!
perfect woman by Mr. Q45 September 1, 2017

five percenter 

Only an estimated five percent of real men exist in the world. Those who know how and will succeed in the most efficient way possible.
Five percenter's are the new minority...not everybody's ready for that life!
five percenter by lucky lefty August 7, 2014

perfect couple 

usually people who start with either a M or a R. always smile. laugh. smoke. and eat. they love each other.
the perfect couple thinks love is seaking the greater good in the other person

5 percenters 

refers to slang for a sect of the black muslims, to which many rappers belong
If you want to live a long life, you should give up booze and drugs and become one of the five percenters
5 percenters by keith giles August 31, 2004