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peanut crumbs

When you thought getting paid in peanuts was low level enough, think again! Peanut crumbs exist! AND YES! You can pay motherfuckers with it! That guy or gal that you don't quite like because their actions speak louder then words in pissing you off? no worries! Pay em some peanut crumbs! Treating the people you don't like as slaves is modern ethical behaviour. Fuck people you don't like! Ensure you treat them with the respect they deserve and hock one up to spit in their faces! Make sure it's a deep throaty hock, get rid of that internal flem that has been sitting against your gut lining for the past week. Allow that nasty yellowish gob smack them in the gob! So long story short, a peanut crumb is something that is so miniscule it's damn right disrespectful to pay people in. It is associated with the saying about getting paid in peanuts, however it is far lower grade then getting paid in peanuts.
"Fuck dude! she's not paying me in peanuts! She's paying me in PEANUT CRUMBS!!"
by False.Pulse December 1, 2022
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Peanut Butter Special

A style of fellatio where the person performing wraps his/her lips around the base of the shaft, and begins to maneuver their tongue and throat in a clicking motion as if they have just eaten a PB and J sandwich and are trying to get the remains unstuck from the roof of their mouth.
“Dude I’ve never cum as hard as I did when she gave me that Peanut Butter Special!”
by Payday420 January 3, 2022
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peanut pocket

the tiny pocket in women's athletic clothes, usually shorts who's purpose is to store peanuts for a mid workout snack.
Oh man I just love my peanut pocket in these lululemon shorts since I get hungry so easily.
by peanut_pocket_user April 6, 2025
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Peanut Clit

A clitoris that looks like a peanut & is big enough to suck on.
She had a peanut clit & let me tell ya, I was George Washington Carver that night, pal.
by AmadeuS469 March 22, 2021
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peanut butther

Licking your girl's butthole after eating peanut butter, leading to a "peanut butter cup" like experience on your tongue.
Geof saw Heather stretching while he was eating peanut butter so he pulled her pants down and peanut butther.
by Mr Crowley May 31, 2025
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Peanut butter

Peanut Butter : noun. (Proper)
A lumpy and yet creamy oil-type juice person whom is spread over things. Typically served with ranch dressing and chips.
“Dang! I enjoyed seeing Peanut Butter fall from my curtain!”
by Yessah April 16, 2020
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