Peanut nutter

When someone nuts so much it's thick as peanut butter.

Sugar: *nuts* oof that was a load
Dude: Dude that was a peanut nutter.

by deep fried potato November 30, 2017

Peanut butter jelly time

The act of spreading Jelly and peanut butter in between man or womans legs and licking it off

As the fat with kid with glasses licked it off of his Mom he said peanut butter jelly time

by DicklickerWhicker October 25, 2017

peanut hadiyah toes

when your toes are skinny towards your feet and thick towards the end of it

she has peanut hadiyah toes

by tsyfcguftucvh October 18, 2020

The peanut butter method

The peanut butter method is a method of sexual pleasure between a human and canine. When using the peanut butter method, one will apply peanut butter and laxatives to the tip of their erect penis and wait for their canine to lick it off. Many people that attempt this, end up being sent to the ER for penis replacement surgery, as their canine will bite parts of their penis stem, tip, or testicles off. This is a very risky way of pleasure that is most commonly done by individuals with down syndrome. Although, most people don't find it ethical considering that canines cannot consent to sexual gratification.

trey used the peanut butter method on my dog and now it has PTSD.

by sativu March 5, 2025

peanut butter shelm

The best desert every made! Derives from the word shelm, but in this case it means desert thats very tasty and boy is it ever good!

" Omg kateltn you made this peanut butter shelm? the world owes you bigg time!"
"if heaven had a taste it would be peanut butter shlem

by goodeatin November 27, 2003

Planter's Peanut Worts

Planter's Peanut Worts is now recognized as an extremely rare infectious stage of health disorder found amongst peanut plantation slumlord Masters from the State of Georgia.

Former President Jimmy Carter was removed from his local Habitat for Humanities health care facility to his dry roasting house for home hospice because of Planter's Peanut Worts. A local non-union brain surgeon will attempt to remove his peanut if not put up to bid soon.

by [e-mail] February 20, 2023

Do a Peanut

Building something just to have it unused and collecting dust

Nice garden but watch out don't do a peanut

by Bryanccj September 17, 2020