man door hand hook car door

Man Door Hand Hook Car door was the title of a 4chan post of somebody trying to tell a Creepypasta story.

man & girl go out to drive under moonlight. they stop at on at a side of road. he turn to his girl and say: "baby, i love you very much" "what is it honey?" "our car is broken down. i think the engine is broken, ill walk and get some more fuel." "ok. ill stay here and look after our stereo. there have been news report of steres being stolen." "good idea. keep the doors locked no matter what. i love you sweaty"

so the guy left to get full for the car. after two hours the girl say "where is my baby, he was supposed to be back by now". then the girl here a scratching sound and a voice say "LET ME IN"

the girl doesn't do it and then after a while she goes to sleep. the next morning she wakes up and finds her boyfriend still not there. she gets out to check and man door hand hook car door.

by deepfriedshitposter June 3, 2018

Cookie Hooks

Hands.

Me: *Reaches for Christmas dessert platter*
Mom: Get your damn cookie hooks away from that, those are for after dinner!

by Slim_Dikkenz September 19, 2021

Hooded Hook

It’s is the act of dying whilst having sexual relations with an uncircumcised man who loves magic and is wearing cape!

Mike E. (AKA, jersey mike) watched Gerry give Joan a hooded hook.

by HeatonUp January 3, 2024

Hook it With Some Hook iT

To hook a brotha up.

Lia,your so hot, Hook It.

First hook it with some mows, then hook it with some hook it!

by the young fresh guy September 28, 2008

dewclaw-hooking

Is like when a lion swipes at its prey and hooks one its front paw dewclaws into whatever it's chasing or clouting at, so the prey animal just cant escape.

"I have to stay calm and try and eye-dominate you because if I don’t, and you’re not too thick or lazy, you’re quite capable of rearing up on your hind legs, and then dewclaw-hooking me off this horizontal tree-branch with a swipe of one front paw."

by mimbijones April 29, 2023

Rusty fish hook

A rusty fish hook is when you stick your finger in your own anus and curl that finger and put it in someone's mouth and pull outward.

My girlfriend is so grimy she begs me for the rusty fish hook.

by ThroatOGagginz August 1, 2016

Hook Around Jib

The act of reaching around someone's body from behind them, and then preforming an Eagle Jib.

Guy 1- Shhhhh....
Guy 2- *Nods head*
Guy 3- Holy shit!!!!!
Teacher- ____ go outside!
Later....
Guy 2- Nice hook around jib!
Guy 1- Yeah, I know right!

by |2and0mNPC June 20, 2011