Noah

A snitch who plays games in class

Noah's in trouble again

by 1234567890pokijhgfd March 14, 2017

Noah heman

Gay elf boy with constellation face pimples and very annoying jokes also has a small penis

Don't be a Noah heman you fag

by Yaboiright May 19, 2017

nahnz

To deny or reject something.

"That's gonna be a hard nahnz man."

by Sexy Mama's iPhone August 9, 2017

Noah McVey

Scary. It's the one word that defines everything about a Noah. He likes to touch you and make you feel good but in reality he doesn't have a care for you at all. He is extremely hot and extremely mesmerizing but do not trust a Noah McVey. He doesn't have any respect for girls but that doesn't stop him for having girlfriend after girlfriend. Even though he acts trustworthy, he is the least trustful person ever.

Girl 1: Noah McVey is looking extra cute today.
Girl 2: I can't believe he's with (girl) again
Girl 1: Trust me, you'll fall for him too

by Brookyln Leness October 28, 2017

noah jay ross

A 12 trash talker that eats a lot of twinkies.

your such a noah jay ross

by SuchHacks November 29, 2017

Noah Kingston

A "Noah Kingston" is that guy that can't talk to girls

Girl: Hey
Guy: Uhm.... bye (walks away)
Other guy: Damn he just did a Noah Kingston

by laffeman December 7, 2017

Noah

/ˈˌnōə/
name

1) A very weird human being (if he's human at all). He is the kind of guy who eats plastic fruit and keeps a raccoon that he found in the driveway eating broken glass as a pet. Noah likes to look at himself in the mirror with women's clothes on... creepy... He also tries to get women by bragging about how many gallons of raw eggs he can down in 20 minutes. He's a demon on the dance floor, though. This man invented the Double-Fidget-Spinner-Hoverboard-Airhorn-360-Noscope-Dabbing-Backflip-Whip. Seriously.

verb

1) to try to dab while riding your pet dog like a horse.

2) to be an overall terrible human being.

1) Did you see Noah eat that butterfly? Creepy.

2) Dude, don't go all Noah on us

by PseudonymSid December 27, 2017