Two-way ticket

When you and your buddy exchange shits into eachother’s assholes.

Wanna come over later for a two-way ticket?

by hitlersashes December 6, 2019

Two The Easy Way

The grand and honorable act of taking a deuce or number two all while drinking an alcoholic beverage, preferably a beer. However, depending on the setting, any alcoholic beverage is acceptable.

Brian: Hey, where were you just now? Zak and I were looking all over for you.

Al: I felt a rumble n' my tummy, so I dashed to take a two the easy way.

Brian: Ah...

by AK #23 December 30, 2011

Horrible in a good way

The art of being horrible but in a way that is pleasing to another person.

*someone does something cute but stupid*
"You're horrible but your horrible in a good way," said the girl.

by Thenegativeoneawesome March 18, 2013

No fucking way dude.

Definition 1: When rejecting someone else's idea.
Definition 2: When someone tells you something unbelievable.

1:

Guy: hey dude here's my plan for the house
Person: No fucking way dude. This shit too expensive!

2:

Guy: hey dude check this out I caught it on video
Person: No fucking way dude. Did that happen?!

by allyssawashere May 8, 2022

vibing in the worst way

when, during a moment of peace, you are overtaken by the thoughts that you didn't realize the noise was cancelling

guy one: you don't look too hot my guy.

guy two: I've been vibing in the worst way.

guy one: well don't go killing yourself.

by Yeah_fuck_that_guy September 16, 2020

Mikey Way He

This is a fan made curse by the Instagram user under the name @frank_ieros_low_e_string who has seen a recent spike in popularity lately among mcr Instagram due to their mcr bingos. This curse when muttered Mikey Way can turn any poor soul who hears the words " Mikey Way He" into a carbon copy of Way.

*Gerard makes Mikey upset*

Mikey: Mikey Way He
*bright lights start flashing and then all goes dark*
*Gerard is now a carbon copy of Mikey*

by falloutboyistheworstbandever November 30, 2020

No fu**ing way

'No fu**ing way' means that it's no way. The 'fu**ing' means 'fucking'.

Person 1: I'm coming over! To yours!

Person 2: No fu**ing way!

by Eyeball Playz June 5, 2018