cowboy max

This is basicle the same thing as a cowboy dan but, it has a twist. Instead of sticking yer finger up someones butthole and yelling cowboy dan, you stick yer dick up there butthold and yell cowboy max.

Max: Want a cowboy max?
Subject 1: ummm....sure
*max wips his thingy out*
Subject 1:omg! Max! put that thing away!

by Daniel Pritschow November 10, 2004

flo-max

when the flow is at its maximum in the vagina, it becomes a flo-max super saiyan 3 where the hair turns yellow

also where killa niga kam and italiano cusimano make-a love-o

man i just reached my flo-max
-andrew child

by junkinthetrunk August 31, 2008

Mad Max

A fucking daddy, he will be there for you at all times and is always down for a quick fuck

"Man, I wish Mad Max would pleasure me!"

by alex jones fan May 14, 2018

office max

1. Santa's workshop firm where he works with his 6 foot tall elves who all wear red hats with poofy things.
2. the base of SACSA. Santa And Co,. Spy Asociation

I saw Santa at Office Max today!

by Virgin Mary January 26, 2004

hXc max

Someone who is really, really cool to the point of being uncool. SHOPS AT HOT TOPIC. An hXc Max is always attractive. Has some form of piercing on their face, and their ears gauged. If someone calls you an hXc Max, you should feel proud.

"Dude I totally saw an hXc Max last night. He was hella g."
"Man you're a total hXc Max. Hit me up later on MySpace!"

by Mawnikah June 30, 2006

max weiner

a jack ass who thinks he is the shit

NEWS FLASH MAX...you are not

no matter how much money you pay, you will never EVER get head; and yes you WILL die a virgin

no one likes you; get over yourself and leave the touching of your dick to yourself...PLEASE

a jackass with no life and with a tiiiinyy ass dick

by 4YOURinfo April 1, 2005

emo max

A little boy who constantly claims to be Eddy the Bull and continues to accuse others of being emo, despite obviously being emo himself. Is level 1 in Overwatch and will never lose his virginity, aka Fortnite.

Person A: Look at that emo max over there.
Person B: Yeah, I know. He’s trash at Overwatch, too.

by Scaboodloog June 13, 2018